January 25, 2011
I'm A Birther, You're A Birther, ...
I gotta admit, this makes about as much sense as anything I have read and makes more sense than a lot of hysterical nonsense that is out on the web.
Obama refuses to release his long form birth certificate because it shows that his legal name is Barry Soetoro. Apparently he was adopted by his wog step dad from Indonesia. His original birth certificate would have been removed and a new one issued with his new name. This could also be the reason why so much of Obama's early life history remains sealed at his demand.
If it becomes known that President Obama is really President Soetoro - well - there is no President Soetoro. Things could get very interesting.
Perhaps there was no Barack in the file cabinet, only Barry.
Rookie Gov. Abercrombie may have stuck his foot in his mouth when he said that he would prove that Obama's birthplace is in the 50th state. The Gov. is now ducking behind the state law that forbids the release of documents such as these without the express approval of a family member.
So states Dr. Chiyome Fukino, Hawaii's Director of health.