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January 25, 2011

I'm A Birther, You're A Birther, ...


I gotta admit, this makes about as much sense as anything I have read and makes more sense than a lot of hysterical nonsense that is out on the web.

Obama refuses to release his long form birth certificate because it shows that his legal name is Barry Soetoro. Apparently he was adopted by his wog step dad from Indonesia. His original birth certificate would have been removed and a new one issued with his new name. This could also be the reason why so much of Obama's early life history remains sealed at his demand.

If it becomes known that President Obama is really President Soetoro - well - there is no President Soetoro. Things could get very interesting.

Perhaps there was no Barack in the file cabinet, only Barry.


Rookie Gov. Abercrombie may have stuck his foot in his mouth when he said that he would prove that Obama's birthplace is in the 50th state. The Gov. is now ducking behind the state law that forbids the release of documents such as these without the express approval of a family member.
So states Dr. Chiyome Fukino, Hawaii's Director of health.

14 comments:

The_Kid said...

"Dr. Chiyome Fukino"... Why does that remind me of this

Nickie Goomba said...

I want to see Fukino's birth certificate and, while you're at it, Abercrombie's too.

Opus #6 said...

A fraud by any other name....

Nickie Goomba said...

BTW, I'm not buying the Barry Soetoro theory. I'm pretty sure that one can legally change one's name simply by declaring the change and notifying appropriate agencies. The important bit is that the name cannot be changed with an attempt to defraud.

If this were the case, Barry's Chicago thugs and media pals could spin this in his favor in about fifteen minutes.

There's something else going on here.

DC said...

Kid, get your mind out of the gutter.

Nick, with all due respect, I think the link Sig cites is spot on. Makes perfect sense. Really, it's worse than being born overseas.

Dude who was elected doesn't exist.

sig94 said...

I posted this because I am adopted. My name was changed in 1958, that's the date on my birth certificate but not my date of birth. If you look for me under my old name, guess what, the document is probably sealed. You're not going to see it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Am I talking to Barry or Zuul now?

sig94 said...

Kid - she also operates the Fu King Document Shredding Service.

sig94 said...

Opus - but the exact nature of the fraud is the delicious topic of the day (again). Anyone who spends that much money trying to keep that kind of document from the public purview has got to be dirty. If it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck and craps like a overfed Newfoundland goose with dysentery, something is wrong.

sig94 said...

Nickie - this may be a multi-faceted swindle. I am amazed that the Clinton campaign didn't yank the wraps off this three years ago. Or maybe they did?

I say take them all up (including Soros, Kerry, Dodson, Emmanuel, etc,) in a big helicopter and start tossing them out. The first one to squeal on the others gets to land in the chopper. The others get to land all by their onesy.

sig94 said...

DC - I think Kid's mind is in the fu young.

I guess if the President was elected under an alias (that's what he would be using) it would be a great embarassment but not necessarily illegal. It would be worse I think if he were foreign born and in violation of US code. Then all sorts of charges including perjury, conspiracy and assorted malfeasance could be thrown at literally hundreds of people.

I sometimes fantasize that all of Nickie's ex-wives are on a desert island and I have the only...

-no-

I dream perhaps as CinC that Obongo could be prosecuted under the UCMJ and kept in Gitmo for decades.

sig94 said...

Odie - Zuul is cleaning the remains of his last sacrifice off the brazen altar and cannot be disturbed while the Brillo Pad of Doom is wet.

Zuulianna will take your questions for now.

Wetzy said...

Brillo Pad of Doom was the name of my punk band.

sig94 said...

Wetzy - That was also the name of my first crew cut.