President Barry Soetoro, AKA Barack Obama

It just gets deeper and deeper. My journalistic hip boots are threatening to spring a leak. Apparently the old fashioned rule to shut your piehole is no longer taught to reporters and politicians. Instead, we are treated to the old standby of "that conversation is no longer operative."

In this video clip of a radio interview, Hollywood Insider reporter Mike Evans relates how his good buddy, Gov. Neil Abercrombie, told him that there is no birth certificate for Barack Obama. Evans goes on for quite some length about this startling revelation.

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I am tempted to see if Nickie will shake the GNN petit cash tree so we can investigate whether or not Barry Soetoro, AKA Barack Obama:

1. is an extraterrestrial space alien
2. was Emperor Haile Selassie's cabana boy
3. was born female
4. is the love child of Helen Thomas and Sidney Poitier

But suprise! Evans now recantS his story and denies ever talking to Gov. Abercrombie regarding Soetoro's birth certificate.

Evans, who says he has been a close friend of Abercrombie since the 1980s, appeared on Minnesota’s KQRS radio last week and said he’d been told by the governor himself that Obama’s birth certificate was nowhere to be found. Evans told KQRS on Jan. 20:

"Yesterday, talking to Neil's office, Neil says that he searched everywhere using his powers as governor ..... there is no Barack Obama birth certificate in Hawaii. Absolutely no proof at all that he was born in Hawaii."

But that’s no longer Evans’ story.

“Only this I can you tell you is 100 percent fact: that Neil never told me there was no birth certificate,” Evans told Fox News. “I never talked to him.”

Last week’s radio interview was part of Evans’ syndicated five-minute feature, “On the Road with Mike Evans,” which is broadcast on 34 stations across the country each morning.

On the morning of Jan. 20, Evans says he accidentally told one of those radio stations -- KQRS -- that he’d spoken directly with Gov. Abercrombie about the Obama birth certificate.

More here.

Mike Evans also maintains that he is really, really, really sorry he accidently started smoking peyote mixed with formaldehyde again and that he was all alone with his baby momma when the radio interview didn't happen .