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September 13, 2011

Porn Star Dwarf Eaten By Badgers


No.
I am not kidding.

Well, maybe a little. They just gnawed on him a bit.

10 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

He will be missed ... I think.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

A 'little' strange? I did not know badgers had a taste for human flesh even in 'small' amounts.

Nickie Goomba said...

I want to know why Obama hasn't created a program to protect the UK's diminishing Environmentalist Midget population? Haven't these people been victimized enough?

sig94 said...

Odie - Only a few small mouthfulls.

sig94 said...

Chris - badgers are not known for their culinary finesse. But they do like porn.

sig94 said...

Nickie - He had sought protection under the UK's "Munchkins in Height Only" program, otherwise known as Dorothy's Pogo Sticks.

LL said...

Just when I thought that I'd seen it all.

sig94 said...

LL - wait for the next post...

banned said...

There is a well documented case of an early medieval nun of Lindisfarne who was not only in receipt of primitive Nun on Nun brain surgery but who showed clear signs of being gnawed by a badger while unconcious in a ditch due to her condition.

(They did teeth matching forensics).

sig94 said...

banned - "Gnawed By A Badger," sounds like an excellent name for a rock band.