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November 30, 2011

Don't Underestimate The Sneakiness



And never, ever underestimate the resolve, resourcefulness and bravery of Israel.

From the Australian News:

A second Iranian nuclear facility has exploded, as diplomatic tensions rise between the West and Tehran

AN IRANIAN nuclear facility has been hit by a huge explosion, the second such blast in a month, prompting speculation that Tehran's military and atomic sites are under attack.

Satellite imagery seen by The Times confirmed that a blast that rocked the city of Isfahan on Monday struck the uranium enrichment facility there, despite denials by Tehran.

The images clearly showed billowing smoke and destruction, negating Iranian claims yesterday that no such explosion had taken place. Israeli intelligence officials told The Times that there was "no doubt" that the blast struck the nuclear facilities at Isfahan and that it was "no accident".

The explosion at Iran's third-largest city came as satellite images emerged of the damage caused by one at a military base outside Tehran two weeks ago that killed about 30 members of the Revolutionary Guard, including General Hassan Moghaddam, the head of the Iranian missile defence program.

Iran claimed that the Tehran explosion occurred during testing on a new weapons system designed to strike at Israel. But several Israeli officials have confirmed that the blast was intentional and part of an effort to target Iran's nuclear weapons program.

On Monday, Isfahan residents reported a blast that shook tower blocks in the city at about 2.40pm and seeing a cloud of smoke rising over the nuclear facility on the edge of the city

A Life Lesson For Iran: Don't piss these people off.

On Monday, Dan Meridor. the Israeli Intelligence Minister, said: "There are countries who impose economic sanctions and there are countries who act in other ways in dealing with the Iranian nuclear threat."

And there are countries who make other countries pay the consequences for their actions and threats.

You just have it hand it to the Israelis. Iran has been expecting them to make a move against their nuclear capabilities and yet Israel still snuck into Iran's nuclear harem and screwed every atomic concubine in the palace.

ROTFLMAO!

16 comments:

banned said...

Good for Israel.

Gorges Smythe said...

God Almighty will be on Isreal's side. Woe to anyone who messes with her!

Anonymous said...

Shalom, Iran!

MightyMom said...
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Subvet said...

For some reason this came to mind: http://youtu.be/VUslGSoEH8I

Doom said...

And they didn't wear protection. Au natural, baby. What is the game called? Ah, now I remember. Tic-tac-boom.

Anonymous said...

Those Mossad guys are amazing. Last weekend they snuck into my condo. They changed all my light bulbs to 60w, they put sugar in all my salt shakers, and then turned every toilet paper roll around the wrong way. I only discovered all this the next morning. They are, I swear, silent and sneaky.

How did I know it was them? They painted a menorah on my forehead while I slept. THEY ARE GOOD.

WoFat said...

The Mossad? Nah. When working in a nuclear plant things must be done properly. Jumping up and down and shouting for Allah to fix things just won't work. Boom!

sig94 said...

Gorges - they ain't called God's people for nothing. And as far as I know, God never "unfriended" them on Facebook.

sig94 said...

Odie - sneaky is as sneaky does. It's easier and more efficient. And more fun as the Iranis try to spin this so they don't get humiliated .. but there isn't enough spin in the world to take the swelling out of this black eye.

sig94 said...

Subvet - words to live by.

sig94 said...

Doom - it's the manly way to do things.

sig94 said...

Nickie - I once had the Mossad unslice an entire loaf of whole wheat bread on me. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

sig94 said...

Wofat - as they say, it was a cluster-Allah.

Anonymous said...

Siggie... LOL

sig94 said...

Nickie - I now keep the Italian bread in the freezer.