The Good Ship Barney Frank

On the Good Ship Barney Frank

It's a short trip to the central bank

Where gay boys played,

And the economy's in disarray.

Unemployment lines everywhere,

But the unions don't have a care.

Obama is breaking par,

While he hires another useless czar.

Barney had his way with Fannie Mae

And schtupped Freddie Mac just for kicks,

And if you think that's bad, ooh-ooh

He'll do the shake and bake with your trouser snake.

On the Good Ship Barney Frank

Working stiffs must walk the plank

And kiss their IRA's goodbye

On the Good Ship Barney Frank!