September 1, 2012

Suzanne Barr Takes It In The ... Resignation

Wrong Face, But They Share The Same Tonsils.

About three weeks ago we discussed the actions of Suzanna "Back Throat" Barr who was accused of sexually harassing her male subordinates at the Department of Rutland Security. She has just submitted her resignation.
A senior Obama administration political appointee and longtime aide to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano resigned Saturday amid allegations of inappropriate sexual behavior lodged by at least three Immigration and Customs Enforcement employees.

Suzanne Barr, chief of staff to ICE Director John Morton, said in her resignation letter that the allegations against her are "unfounded." But she said she was stepping down anyway to end distractions within the agency. ICE, a division of the Homeland Security Department, confirmed Barr had resigned. The Associated Press obtained a copy of Barr's letter.

Barr is accused of sexually inappropriate behavior toward employees. The complaints are related to a sexual discrimination and retaliation lawsuit filed by a senior ICE agent in May.

In her letter to Morton, Barr said she has been the subject of "unfounded allegations designed to destroy my reputation" and is resigning "with great regret."
The distractions she is facing involve her new movie career with porn legend Long Dong Silver in a series of movies: "Yankee Noodle Dandy", "The Tonsils of Love" and "Barr Wars: The Phantom Penis."
House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Peter King, R-N.Y., said in a statement Saturday that Barr's resignation "raises the most serious questions about management practices and personnel policies at the Department of Homeland Security." He said his committee will continue to review the case and personnel practices at DHS.

In one complaint, Barr is accused of telling a male subordinate he was "sexy" and asking a personal question about his anatomy during an office party. In a separate complaint, she is accused of offering to perform a sex act with a male subordinate during a business trip in Bogota, Colombia. She's also accused of calling a male subordinate from her hotel room and offering to perform a sex act.


Doom said...

Now I can finally say this with gusto.

More! Faster!

sig94 said...

Doom - an extra helping of gusto with a healthy side order of schadenfreude.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

What do you expect when a department is led by a bull dyke.

sig94 said...

Odie - Can't wait for that new broom to start sweeping next January. I imagine the federal paper shredders will be kicking into turbo drive on Wednesday morning after the elections.

Subvet said...
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Subvet said...

There are some women for whom the term "coyote ugly" was coined. This is one. Even during my worst binges I don't think I'd have gone home with someone like her. Even alkies have standards, they're low but we have 'em.

Anonymous said...

W.T.F. ? ! ,Long Dong Silver's ?. I thought he went the way of John The Wad year's ago.

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