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February 9, 2013

Bloomberg's Rat Patrol


In a brazen attempt to enforce his ban on large capacity soft drink containers, Mayor Bloomberg has enlisted several thousand rats to prowl the streets and subways of New York City searching for large soft drink offenders. Since NYC rats are notoriously shortsighted, they have to get right in your face to ascertain the telltale signs of a large capacity beverage.

3 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Give that rat some sugary Coke.

sig94 said...

Odie - as long as it's less than 32 oz.

Kid said...

You see where bloomturd is planning his exit from this libtard paradise he helped create? Moving to England when it's over. Probably doesn't want a huge tax bill.