March 1, 2013
Feces - It's For All Of Us
A so-called "study" may indicate that conferring legal status (marriage) on the practice of ramming a part of your body into a feces-laden receptacle will make you healthier. Yes, do tell us again how this works.
Related: AIDS Day was celebrated/mourned on December 1, 2012, as millions more men are living healthier lives via the application of fecal material on their johnsons.
On February 27th, Canadian teachers in British Columbia helped students to lead more fulfilling, healthier lifestyles by introducing them to the wonders of fecal infections via the "Day of Stink" program. Oops. I mean "Day of Pink."
The Japanese government reported that the number of AIDS infections is increasing rapidly in their country. In order to reduce this trend, there is a new program encouraging sex with robots or dolls, which can be easily cleaned. Mistress/boyfriend robots and dolls can now be stored in easily accessible closet or "coffin rooms" available for lease.
H/T iOTW Bullpen