March 1, 2013

Feces - It's For All Of Us

A so-called "study" may indicate that conferring legal status (marriage) on the practice of ramming a part of your body into a feces-laden receptacle will make you healthier. Yes, do tell us again how this works.

Related: AIDS Day was celebrated/mourned on December 1, 2012, as millions more men are living healthier lives via the application of fecal material on their johnsons.

On February 27th, Canadian teachers in British Columbia helped students to lead more fulfilling, healthier lifestyles by introducing them to the wonders of fecal infections via the "Day of Stink" program. Oops. I mean "Day of Pink."

The Japanese government reported that the number of AIDS infections is increasing rapidly in their country. In order to reduce this trend, there is a new program encouraging sex with robots or dolls, which can be easily cleaned. Mistress/boyfriend robots and dolls can now be stored in easily accessible closet or "coffin rooms" available for lease.

H/T iOTW Bullpen


USA_Admiral said...

Just when you think you have heard it all you realize then may be no end to the depravity.

Gorges Smythe said...

Yes, but think of all the lucky ewes and heifers whose virtue is remaining intact due to such practices!

LL said...

I think that it would be most unpleasant to have some homo's infected genetic material slammed into my anus. Just saying.

sig94 said...

Admiral - All Aboard! Next stop, Sodom and Gomorrah.

sig94 said...

Gorges - thanks for pointing out the silver lining in that cloud!

sig94 said...

LL - Well, there's more than one way they like to have their DNA mingle with yours. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

sig94 said...

Gorges - Obuggerme has a new Czar (probably Reggie Love); he's the head of the Ministry for the Preservation of Animal Virtue.

DHS storm troopers will soon be checking the bungholes of livestock and house pets all over the country. Without a warrant of course.

Kid said...

I say Spread the Word! It's Good Fer ya!

Otherwise, Japan is coming along quite nicely on the sex robot program. Let's face it, some people will benefit, as well as the people they would otherwise force themselves upon.