March 1, 2013
Feces - It's For All Of Us
A so-called "study" may indicate that conferring legal status (marriage) on the practice of ramming a part of your body into a feces-laden receptacle will make you healthier. Yes, do tell us again how this works.
Related: AIDS Day was celebrated/mourned on December 1, 2012, as millions more men are living healthier lives via the application of fecal material on their johnsons.
On February 27th, Canadian teachers in British Columbia helped students to lead more fulfilling, healthier lifestyles by introducing them to the wonders of fecal infections via the "Day of Stink" program. Oops. I mean "Day of Pink."
The Japanese government reported that the number of AIDS infections is increasing rapidly in their country. In order to reduce this trend, there is a new program encouraging sex with robots or dolls, which can be easily cleaned. Mistress/boyfriend robots and dolls can now be stored in easily accessible closet or "coffin rooms" available for lease.
H/T iOTW Bullpen
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Just when you think you have heard it all you realize then may be no end to the depravity.
Yes, but think of all the lucky ewes and heifers whose virtue is remaining intact due to such practices!
Admiral - All Aboard! Next stop, Sodom and Gomorrah.
Gorges - thanks for pointing out the silver lining in that cloud!
LL - Well, there's more than one way they like to have their DNA mingle with yours. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Gorges - Obuggerme has a new Czar (probably Reggie Love); he's the head of the Ministry for the Preservation of Animal Virtue.
DHS storm troopers will soon be checking the bungholes of livestock and house pets all over the country. Without a warrant of course.
I say Spread the Word! It's Good Fer ya!
Otherwise, Japan is coming along quite nicely on the sex robot program. Let's face it, some people will benefit, as well as the people they would otherwise force themselves upon.
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