Finally - A Caption Contest

The Feral Irishman had a caption contest and I shamelessly stole borrowed his stuff and played with some captions.

Now it's your turn in the comments section.

#1. On her wedding night, the Virgin Queen of Georgia, Edna
Brubaker's hymen could be heard in three counties.

#2. Private Bodo von Gruber prepares for inspection on his first
day in the Fuhrer's Sitzpinkler Brigade, the "Iron Tutus"

#3. Ghosts of Spelling Bees Past

#4. Meeting of the Klu Klux Kamel Toe

 Mobile, Alabama, 1956

#5. Early trials of Serbian Police Assault Chickens

#6. In neighboring Macedonia, the Ministry of Agrikultural Innovation
 studied the use of pre-schoolers to hatch chicken eggs.

#7. World's Largest Deer Tick

#8. Before his brother, Wilbur, joined in the effort, Orville Wright's

first solo attempt at flight was "The Mosquito", circa 1895

#9. Before JFK and PT 109, there were Gertie, Betty, Selma

and Agnes, the Terrors of  Lake Tahoe, ORB 7449.

#10. The development of the Hi-Pressure Self Extracting Tampon was abandoned after this tragic consumer test at the Kotex Product Safety Laboratories in Pebble Beach. 

#11. Hannibal Lecter - The Early Years

#12. Evel Knievel Sr. teaches his six-week old son the

death defying, "One Handed Hang With A Pants Load."