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March 9, 2013

Just When I Was Thinking Of Moving



Oh crap. Bad news from a Fox affiliate:
Mosquitoes 20 times the size of normal mosquitoes could invade Florida this summer, experts say.

The female galinipper (Psorophora ciliata), a very large mosquito with hairy legs, feeds day and night and are common in Florida.
Merciful Heavens. They'll be wearing Kevlar Speedos in Palm Beach.
"It's about the size of a quarter. ... It's about 20 times bigger than the sort of typical, Florida mosquito that you find," says Anthony Pelaez of the Museum of Science and Industry in Tampa. "And it's mean, and it goes after people, and it bites, and it hurts."

Said Pinellas County extension agent Jane Morse: "It's huge. And it hurts.

9 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

Maybe they'll learn to SHAVE those hairy legs so they'll look less frightening.

Mamma Bear said...

I wonder if this is in the news so we won't think anything about those Mosquito drones when we see them.

Maybe these are further south. We live in NW Florida and have every bug known to man and I haven't seen one that big.

USA_Admiral said...

You don't want to move down here. It's just getting worse.

sig94 said...

Gorges - If they shave their legs they generally want to spend the night with you.

sig94 said...

Mamma - could be a false flag by the gubmint. The real drones look like John McCain.

sig94 said...

USA Admiral - it ain't getting any better in NY my friend.

Doom said...

Now, I can't say about Florida (if I still think there are parts that would be good... the panhandle maybe?). In any case, giant mosquitoes CAN'T be worse, or even more lethal, than Democrats with too much power. They let criminals do their genocide, until people beg them for relief. Then they fire up the ovens, sparing the criminals, again... until that is all that is left.

WoFat said...

What an awful place to build Disneyland.

Kid said...

Can we train the things to go after libtards?