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March 14, 2013

Stinky Chavez



They waited too long. Hugo may now be a little too ripe for preservation purposes. Venezuela is faced with a decision: bury him, cook him or juice him?
Venezuela's government said on Wednesday it may not be possible to embalm the remains of late leader Hugo Chavez as planned because the process should have been started earlier.

4 comments:

Doom said...

Some of us suggest he was putrefied before he died. They didn't stand a chance. Don't we have enough dead dictators on display? Personally I think we ought to work on getting rid of those, too. I am honestly surprised not one Russian, with family horrors that run back that far, hasn't taken the matter into their own hands, for example.

sig94 said...

Doom - Personally I'd like to see the whole lot of them displayed the same way the Italians tenderized Mussolini....

Doom said...

Cool by me. But that was... uhrm... biodegradable art. Only pictures remain. Works for me! You know how to throw dogs treats, don't you!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Send him to Cuba to fertilize the cane fields.