There's Always Room For Semtex.

This is a video of London-based Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf issuing a holy finding that, under Islamic law, anal traffic is now two-way.

Cry havoc and let slip the jihadi gerbils!

"[...] In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives. My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”

Yes. Grab a corner of a study building. Spread your legs. Bend over, raise your besht over your waist and receive Allah's blessing - allow the mujahideen to drive a bus up your anus at high speed.
~ Sheik Ilika Apyur Poupr.

Really, did Truman nuke these people and just forget to tell anyone? They're more screwed up than the Japanese.

H/T to FoTM