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June 12, 2013

For Her Thrills, Shrill Hill Spills That She Fills The Bill With Jill



Perhaps Hillary and Bill Clinton were fighting over the same women?

Hillary will supposedly tell all in her soon to be released book.

Hillary Clinton, according to the media, will soon publish her memoirs, and in them salacious details of her life, reports Daily Mail. Namely, former first lady admits that she is bisexual, that she fears she might die of brain cancer and that she disagrees with Barack Obama about the killing of Osama Bin Laden.

According to a source close to her publisher, Hillary decided to make this move as a prevention, because she plans to candidate herself in the presidential elections in 2016. She has allegedly already received $14 million for this book to be published.

According to the same source, Clinton has decided to admit that she is bisexual in order to garner LGBT voters.

“Hillary Clinton will recognize not only that she is bisexual but also that she had lesbian relationships,” the source said.

Joe Biden, also positioning himself for a run at the 2016 Presidential nomination, will be releasing his memoirs sometime after Labor Day. In his engrossing and engaging voyage of sexual self discovery, Biden reveals that he had relationships with a duck, two lemurs and an empty box of Chiclets. He seeks to garner the lobotomy block of voters.

14 comments:

TSWS said...

First Bubba was thrown down the stairs, then Hilloryeeeee.
Bubba broke his knee.
Hillrey broke her head.
No wonder Chelsie is scared.

LL said...

I don't think that it's odd that Hillary will be posturing herself as the first lesbian/second homosexual president in a row in America in an attempt to persuade voters that she's the one we should be voting for.

jay son said...

lobotomy block? isn't that the whole democrat party?

WoFat said...

Hilly is Silly.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

The only thing that bothers me is people will buy the stupid book ... both of them.

WoFat said...

To heck with HER stupid books, buy MY stupid books.

Kid said...

LOL. As soon as you mentioned biden I immediately thoght of him doing beastiality since he didn't know what lgbt meant. hahaha

Tho LGBT could be a lemur, a goat, a baboon and a trout

sig94 said...

TSWS - Who knows? Chelsea could becoming out in the near future also. Homosexuality is often thought to be premised on poor relationships with parents.

sig94 said...

LL - I don't doubt that she will present herself as anything and everything in order to get elected; especially since the media will gloss over every screw up and crime she has committed. The woman is evil, she baths in corruption like a Jean Nate body wash.

sig94 said...

jay son - the whole democratic low information voter issue could be solved by simply putting spinning, shiny objects bear the polling stations. They'll just wander off...

sig94 said...

WoFat- Hilly is Horrible.

sig94 said...

Odie - and neither one will know how to read.

sig94 said...

WoFat - I looked in the Stupid Book of the Month Club. Didn't see any of yours.

sig94 said...

Kid -hehehe. But he does LOVE Chiclets. They match his capped teeth.