Whatever Putin Wants, Putin Gets

President Vladimir "Grand Larceny" Putin

Howdaya like these apples? Russian President Putin swipes the Super Bowl ring from the owner of the NE Patriots!

From the NY Post:

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft revealed the real story behind a 2005 meeting with Vladimir Putin, during which the Russian president pocketed his Super Bowl ring, worth more than $25,000. Kraft, at the time, claimed the diamond-encrusted bauble was a gift, but he now admits Putin stole it, and the White House intervened when he demanded it back.

Kraft explained the incident happened while Sandy Weill and other business execs were in St. Petersburg. “I took out the ring and showed it to [Putin], and he put it on and he goes, ‘I can kill someone with this ring,’ ” Kraft told the crowd at Carnegie Hall’s Medal of Excellence gala at the Waldorf-Astoria.“I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out.”

And Bush43 simply told Kraft to write it off as a gift.

Remember how Bush and Pooty were BFF after their star-crossed first meeting?

"I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straight forward and trustworthy and we had a very good dialogue.

"I was able to get a sense of his soul."

Bush must have been on his knees, gazing adoringly up Pooty's ass.