July 1, 2013

To Vegan Or Not To Vegan

Behold Evil Incarnate!

It's hilarious. There is a vegan site that outs "ex-vegans" in an attempt to shame them. Ex-vegans are viewed as apostates; people who leave the Meatless Society of Bean Sprout Lovers are traitors and objects of scorn. They must be punished. Kinda sounds like Muslims, no?

From the NY Post:
These carnivores are dead meat!

A group of vegan extremists has launched a Web site meant to shame scores of “ex-vegans” — even posting the names and photos of the meat-munching traitors.

The The Vegan Sellout List, at, features a directory of former vegans, including plenty of New York City residents.

It says its mission is to hold responsible folks who eat animals and know better.

The site accuses the former non-meat-and-dairy eaters of once being vegans only to be trendy or to make friends.

“The spirits of the billions murdered have risen to deliver: The Vegan Sellout List,” the site declares.

“The Vegan Sellout List is our answer to . . . those who are aware of the suffering caused by meat, dairy, egg, fur and leather production, yet choose to look away while the animals suffer,” the site says, calling out “swarms of haughty, nose-turning carnists.”
Reminds me of Johnny Carson's "Carnist The Magnificent."
 Medium rare - broil for  six minutes on one side and five minutes on the other. Andit'sbetter wrapped with bacon. Speaking about bacon, here is an entry from the ex-vegan web site excoriating some lass who couldn't resist the unholy temptation of bacon.
She was a gluten-free vegan for 5 YEARS and used to be an inspiration to her young vegan listeners and radio fans. Then, one day, she suddenly decided that she enjoys MURDERING INNOCENT ANIMALS and devouring their flesh more than being a role-model. Now she parades around town in her yoga pants, eating entire packages of bacon on every street corner as a middle finger to honest vegans everywhere. Psh, Sell-out.
Hmmmmmm, bacon.... and she's cute to boot.


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Today, the doctor told me I shouldn't have any more of those ... unless I buy two.

Gorges Smythe said...

I think MORE people should be vegans. More meat for ME!

Supi said...

I like one of the Alaskan ex vegan description: Moved to Tundra and started eating meat. Yeah, like vegetables grow really well in winter total darkness in minus degree weather.

Doom said...

Most people smarten up with age. But depriving yourself of meat tends to... retard the process. Why do you think most tyrants try to impose vegetarianism? Tools!

Eat meat, hunger for freedom! Happy (early) 4th!

I love animals. I do. Medium rare at most.

You know, if gibborim rule again before the end, vegans will be the slow, easy to catch, cheap to feed, human herd. They... have their uses, I suppose. :p

LL said...

I love small adorable woodland creatures...covered in thick gravy.