December 26, 2013

On The Rocks?

With Obama, unless he is micromanaged by his handlers, everything he touches turns to crap. Including his marriage.
According to a bombshell new report, the First Lady and Barack Obama are sleeping in separate White House bedrooms.

Michelle is also preparing to boot her hubby of 21 years out of their ritzy Chicago home — and seriously discussing divorce.

“The smart money says the marriage is doomed,” a source told the National Enquirer.

“Barack and Michelle have had a rocky go for years and mainly stayed together for their daughters and his political career.

“But now Michelle is mad AS hell. She feels violated in front of the whole world, and screamed at him, ‘I’ve had enough!’

“She’s met with divorce lawyers and told Barack that she wants a life apart from him.

“Mi­chelle will stay in the White House for the rest of Barack’s term for ap­pearances’ sake, but she made it clear they’ll be leading separate lives.
Apparently Michelle is on a hellish roll ever since Obama made a fool of himself at Mandela's funeral. Of course Michelle didn't help matters any by reacting as she did with a murderous glare and positioning herself between her husband and the pretty blonde Prime Minister from Denmark.

Let's face it, you can take the White House out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the White House. These people have absolutely no sense of propriety or self discipline. Self indulgence is emblazoned across their every action like a neon sign above a cheap brothel in Reno.
“Barack has humiliated Mi­chelle before, but this incident was played out on the world stage. Practically everybody on the planet saw what he did and realized that the president has absolutely no respect for his wife.

“Now that Barack has embarrassed Michelle in front of the world, he’s going to pay a big, big price. Michelle has said she wants a huge chunk of his net worth.

“This divorce is going to cost him a fortune.”

The source is the National Enquirer which is the only publication that refused to ignore the John Edwards bimbo eruption and nailed him in the hotel with the goods. Maybe this is true and maybe it ain't, but as Dan Rather said, this is too good not to be true. So there libs.

More here and here.


Gorges Smythe said...

I didn't know mulims got divorced.

sig94 said...

Gorges - no idea what her belief structure is or if she even has one. And if she is contemplating this, I imagine she will wait until his second term is over, unless he really pisses her off again.

It would be unprecedented if she divorced him while he was still in office and I doubt that she would like to go into the history books as a footnote to "Hell has no Fury..."

Opus #6 said...

I wouldn't want to be married to Obama either. Michelle is no cupcake, but she seems better behaved than Obama is.

sig94 said...

Opus - IMHO Obama was never taught how to be a man. But he was taught how to be a good Muslim commie.

Opus #6 said...

Can we replace "good" with c#c&s*cK*ng? FIFY

WoFat said...

I believe the term ASS HAT fits.

sig94 said...

Opus - I never argue with the Doctor!

sig94 said...

WoFat - like an assglove.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

"Cheap Brothel in Reno" ... hey, they're not so cheap.

Subvet said...

I dunno, Hillary never divorced Slick Willie even after Monica Lewinsky and their hijinks in the Oval/Oral Office. Maybe that was because she's had her eye on becoming the first female President. With ambition like that maybe it's possible to swallow one's pride, play the role of brave victim and keep on keeping on. I wonder if its the only thing she swallowed during that marriage.

Michelle has no political ambitions, at least none so readily discernible. If she DOES sue for divorce I'll bet a lot of dirty laundry gets aired. Wonder if they'd sell ticket for seating in the divorce court, I'd love to have the popcorn concession for THAT one!

sig94 said...

Odie - I promise not to ask how you know...

sig94 said...

Subvet - Michelle will make out like a bandit because SHE KNOWS where her POS husband was born. She got da goods.

Contrariwise, she may also end up in a landfill in Poughkeepsie.