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February 13, 2014

We're Good With That...

O.J. Simpson wants to die and has gone on a hunger strike to do it. To my way of thinking, there are several much faster ways to achieve his goal if he's serious.

OJ Simpson has gone on hunger strike in prison, saying, 'I used to live my way, and now I'm going to die my way,' sources have claimed.

The jailed former football star, who is serving out a kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison, is reportedly so depressed that he wants to 'just sit down in a corner and die'.

Sources spoke to the National Enquirer about Simpson's hunger strike and worsening health. His attorneys have yet to respond to a request for comment.

Story here.


6 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

Guess he wants to join his victims.

LL said...

Somebody should toss him a razor blade. If he opens a juggler, he'll bleed out very quickly.

Doom said...

I laughed. I cried. Well, okay, I just laughed.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bye Sucka!

Kid said...

This is what we like to hear about killers.

Maybe we'll hear the same kind of stuff from scott peterson and jodie arias to mention a couple more who really deserve to suffer hard before they take the needle..
Course in OJ's case, he'll just simply die in prison from natural causes?

sig94 said...

I wanna sit in front of his cell and eat a steak.