Iran's navy is writing checks that it can't cash ... unless Obama has his way.
A top Iranian naval commander said that he is prepared to order suicide attacks, drone strikes, and missile technology to “destroy the U.S. Navy” in any upcoming confrontation, according to an interview printed in Iran’s state-run media.
Rear Admiral Ali Fadavi points out the precise location where Allah has
stockpiled thousands of virgins awaiting those who attack the US Navy.
Iranian Naval Commander Rear Admiral Ali Fadavi, a member of Iran’s elite Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), said that Iran is constantly training and preparing for a clash with the United States,according to a recounting of his remarks provided by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).
Standing by the navy's newest frigate, The Festering Goat, Iran's Supreme Moral Purity Minister turns his back and
tweets his office - #BringMeRope - as one of the crew performs the ancient Irani 'you're my bunkmate' grab ass ritual.
Fadavi revealed that Iran “compensates for its technological inferiority to the United States with a strategy of asymmetrical warfare, including suicide attacks and the use of speedboat and its missile capability,” according to MEMRI.Someone really needs to swat these people... hard.
6 comments:
We should have just nuked the whole middle east years ago. Look at all the trouble it would have saved.
Turn the place into a sea of radioactive glass.
Cajuns can be trained to work on oil wells while wearing radiation suits.
Oh yea, Bring It On Cletus !
Agree with everyone the above. Like what if we'd have nuked pingpong N Korea in the 50's ? Look at the millions of people who have been suffering 70 f*ing years now and how much longer will they...
And the muslim vermin aren't going away by choice.
Hmm... Oh, I remember them. Japan, right before the end of the war. Only this time, our Navy won't be surprised by suicide attacks. Swat, indeed. These barbarians truly have no clue what they are facing. Next they will imply they have armed their soldiers with slingshots.
Turn it to glass!
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