February 6, 2016

Gender Reassignment Surgery Gone Wild

I was stunned to discover that they grew wings. Perhaps it was migrating?

Flying penis hits New Zealand official at trade-deal protest

New Zealand is really an incredible place. Even more so now that they discovered winged wee-wees.

One of our daughters and her husband went there for their honeymoon in 2014 and absolutely loved it. They bought us a hand carved Maori warrior figurine who now resides in our curio cabinet; my wife's Hummels didn't know what to make of him.  We had to separate them.


Nate said...

Ought to put the Hummels on the lower shelf and the Maori above them, since they look as if they're looking up in astonishment - even the cow!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Your cabinet is missing a penis.

LL said...

I'm with Odie. You need to go to Africa and bring back a carved Ivory phallus or maybe a real one with a bit of taxidermy done on it. They are available. (haha)