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August 9, 2016

Hillary Ain't Right In The Head

The dems will eventually have to deal with it, Hillary ain't right in her heart or her head.
From tripping up stairs to appearing as if she’s in a seizure mid-sentence, Hillary can’t hide her health crisis any longer. While speaking in front of a small crowd at an under-attended Union Hall campaign stop, Hillary froze in the middle of her speech and appeared dazed and confused. A group of men, who many presumed were Secret Service at first glance, rushed to her assistance, gently stroking the suffering candidate’s back and telling her to “keep talking.” This reaction is not protocol for her security because that’s not who these men were.
[...]Hillary’s detail appears to be traveling with her own doctor, which is out of necessity and could be damning to her campaign. With his hand stroking her back into stable condition, Hillary was able to gather herself and continue on with her speech. However, when the situation is worse, he has a quick fix he can stab her with since he was caught carrying around a Diazepam pen, which is used for Acute Repetitive Seizures.
Breaking News:
Hillary's head injury revealed!

In 2010 Hillary was personally delivering 400 kg of weapons grade plutonium to Iran for Obama. When they arrived at Tehran, she accidentally drove the forklift off the side of the loading ramp of the C-130. On the way down she hit her head on a Iranian guard goat.

Because of this injury,she simply must not have access to the nuclear football. She'll drool on it.

2 comments:

Kid said...

Heh.

Always On Watch said...

Parkinsons Disease?