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July 3, 2009

I think I've discovered how Obama was elected

28 comments:

Lilith said...

How witty to mock people of color and women. Don't you have anything better to do on the evening before you celebrate fascism.

Anonymous said...

You've discovered my plan. Tonight I wanted to mock brilliant Americans who had been digitally morphed into cretins. (my apology to women and cretins everywhere!)

Tomorrow, a group of us, armed with ax handles, are going to pile into my pick-up truck. We'll head over to the British Consulate and smear excrement over the front doors, drive to to Chinatown specifically to mock the food servers, head home to eat pizza and watch John Wayne movies. Later we'll beat our women.

How dare you, Lily? Like most veterans, my day will be filled with memories of relatives and friends who sacrificed their lives fighting Fascism, National Socialism, and communism. My Uncle Leo lost an eye in a 1961 Boston scuffle when he "...buttinskied in to protect some colored kid from those assholes down on Jackson Square."

These are the guys I remember on Memorial Day, Veterans Day, Independence Day, and Arbor Day. Hell, I think of those guys every day.

Opus #6 said...

Nickie, tell me that Lil is one of your guys or you in disguise. The comment can't be for real. People of color and women? Where do you get that? There were a ton of white men in the video making fools of themselves as well as everybody else. Lil is making stuff UP. And the night before you celebrate "fascism"??? Huh? Even American liberals I know have never referred to the 4th of July like that. Tell me this is a straight line set-up.

Lil, if you are for real, and you really believe that Independence Day celebrates fascism, I urge you to take a slow boat to ANYWHERE. Just GO. PLEASE. This "fascist" country isn't good enough for you. Go forth and improve your lot in life.

As for me, it's stars and stripes forever. {Don't worry, Lil. You can't understand the meaning of that last sentence, so don't even try.}

Dillinger737 said...

Not only does Lilith begin by immediately showing her own intelligence level but she does so by proclaiming your "fascism" while displaying her own. I'm impressed with her ability to completely ignore the white males in the video and then focus on and then proceed to defend the idiots who fit into the other categories. If Leno were truly mocking women and "people of color" I think we'd have heard about that by now. If it happens that the uneducated retards that he finds are women and people of color then blame them for misrepresenting their groups. Those in the video speak for themselves and only themselves. By saying Nickie is as fault for assisting in pointing out the idiocracy you merely place yourself in the category that the "Jaywalkers" fit snugly into. Congratulations Lilith, you win the Janeane Garafolo award for saying some ignorant shit without thinking before speaking. This is, in fact, exactly how Obama got elected. They want change... they haven't a clue what that change is nor do they care because they can't even spell their own names. Lilith you are the type of person who defends somebody who says "I plied fo a job as a countant... account ant countant but I done got jected cause I be black, racist motha-fuckas!" Fucking idiots.

LL said...

Lilith can't be a real person - I need to research this. Then again, Obama was elected and we do have ourselves a fine Obamanation going here.

It's amazing that these people find the means to live - perhaps they survive on welfare, eating the bread earned by others? I'd be willing to contribute to Lilith's "free" mental health screening and inevitable hospitalization. She needs to get the old hard drive rebooted - and now.

LL said...

I went to Lilith's blog, titled "lilithtalkstoall". How interesting that you need "permission" to view her insightful blog as she communicates to the rest of the world. So it's likely that Lilith is a troll on Goomba's blog.

Anonymous said...

Opie, I share your skepticism. I meant to offend Liberals. In fact, I always try to offend Liberals. That someone sees that as a racist or misogynistic video baffles me.

Anonymous said...

Dillinger, If Leno had crossed any kind of politically correct line, the loathsome National Biscuit Company would have him starring in a remake of My Mother the (Collectible) Car.

Anonymous said...

LL, I'm gonna be the bigger guy. I'm gonna make the first kind gesture to Lilith.

Lilith, I want you and yours to join the Goomba clan for Thanksgiving. We'll go to church in the morning, come home and watch a football game, maul a turkey, and then smoke the peace pipe. Then you gals can finish up those dishes.

Anonymous said...

Leave a bowl of walnuts on the table for her to munch on.

Wetzy said...

She won't need a nut cracker.

Anonymous said...

Lilly is a type. The type whose hatred is no different than the classifying, indiscriminate hatred of the anti-segregationists and brownshirts.

Give a knucklhead like Lily the Python Romancer a stereotype and all her personal dysfunctions are resolved. Her Kristallnacht is yet to come, but she'll be the drooling harridan in the front line with the snakeskin whip, smashing someone's face.

Rhod

Anonymous said...

"...but she'll be the drooling harridan in the front line with the snakeskin whip, smashing someone's face"

Rhod, I hate to admit it, but that statement got me slightly aroused. Of course, I'm a Conservative. Therefore, a masochist.

Anonymous said...

Wetzy,

Your statement, not so much arousal... just a wince.

Welcome.

Anonymous said...

Me, too, Goomba. But no time for prurience. Today we mock women and people of color, celebrate fascism, and weep for Lilith's python.

Rhod

Barking Spider said...

Hi, Nickie,

To get back to the original point - before Lilith took over the thread at the outset and proved she should have been appearing on Jaywalking - I was just going to say that Tony Blair employed pretty much the same tactics.

Anonymous said...

Glorious, Nick. You and Rhod have me rolling. I get a bang out of these private blogs. I guess we are old school, old friend.

I mean ... we are anonymous any way. What's the big deal? If a blogger needs to block or ban, then do so. But private? Did they find those private blogs in the penumbra of Google's constitution? How does a private blogger go to another public blog ... engage in disorderly conduct. Seems hypocritical to me.

Happy Independence Day to my countrymen!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Uncle DC. Your blog has made you a national treasure... kinda like Tang.

Thank you for your visit and your loyalty to the USA.

Anonymous said...

BTW, my penumbra ain't what it used to be. I've been doing the Atkins Diet. All bacon, all the time!

Dillinger737 said...

Happy Fascist's Day to all! I just wanted to invite you to my Bigtop Fascist Blowout to celebrate the day. There will be free blood diamond grab bags for all, clawed from the earth by real African child slave labor! We're going to plan final solutions, make "people of color" sit in the back and drink out of separate fountains! We'll totally oppress the Jews and call INS on all Mexicans, even legal ones just for funsies. We're going to mercilessly pick on the handicapped and children with mental disabilities. We're going to rail against gays in the military or homosexual marriages. We'll make derogatory remarks toward women all day long. We're going to act paranoid and play "find the traitor in the ranks" we'll play "pin the tale on the less evolved". It'll be loads of fun for everyone. I must ask that if you bring your wife or girlfriend that she wear her best burqa though! Hope to see you all there, especially Lillith!

Anonymous said...

We are barbecuing up some baby harp seal.

Anonymous said...

Dillinger, it sound like fun. Why don't you top off the evening with fireworks and a Country Western concert by a non-union band?

Anonymous said...

Baby harp seal? What a Conservative cliche! Nothing special about that unless you let each guest choose their own.

(Listen closely and can almost hear the secular progressive liberal greens screaming for our heads)

I tend to top off the meal with a hearty nug of Unfair Trade coffee, pooped by caged civets.

Anonymous said...

Barking Spider (if I may address you by your native American moniker), we Conservatives know that Britain will prove, yet again, to be our closest friend. Once, that is, you have shaken off the Marxist parasites. Same goes for us!

Anonymous said...

Dillinger, Lilith is too busy blogging in private. Her idea of blogging is a bit like Paul Reubens' idea of taking someone to a movie.

Laird Hex said...

fantastic, i had never seen that before but its something to show everyone i know. thanks for posting

Anonymous said...

Hex, thanks for the stop-by. Filch to your heart's content.

Dust'n Lint said...

I have seen this many times and can never get enough.

Oh Lilith, thank you for proving Jay's point !