GNN has learned that the remains of a four-foot Oryctolagus cuniculus discovered during excavations four years ago, on an MGM back lot, have been positively identified as those of cartoon star Bugs Bunny. Bunny vanished in late 1958 after a violent dispute with his agent and Mel Blanc, Bunny's voice coach. Emerging story.
December 26, 2009
Bugs' Identity Confirmed
Shocking Photo Released
GNN has learned that the remains of a four-foot Oryctolagus cuniculus discovered during excavations four years ago, on an MGM back lot, have been positively identified as those of cartoon star Bugs Bunny. Bunny vanished in late 1958 after a violent dispute with his agent and Mel Blanc, Bunny's voice coach. Emerging story.
GNN has learned that the remains of a four-foot Oryctolagus cuniculus discovered during excavations four years ago, on an MGM back lot, have been positively identified as those of cartoon star Bugs Bunny. Bunny vanished in late 1958 after a violent dispute with his agent and Mel Blanc, Bunny's voice coach. Emerging story.
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Beware the saber-toothed velocibunny
Brooklyn-born Bugs Bunny has finally turned up, ending his Judge Crater-like disappearance. I was always a Daffy Duck man, never caring for the over-the-top sarcasm and wordplay. I prefer the Duck's more cosmopolitan approach to humor.
Little-known Warner Brothers factoid... Mel Blanc was the illegitimate product of a liaison between Marjorie Main and Adolphe Menjou.
We now know what was up...Doc...
OK, Nickie, some of Bugs' schtick was a little much, but he and Elmer doing their version of Ride of the Valkyries is the pinnacle of TV entertainment.
Blanc was the love child of Marie Dressler and Chester Conklin.
Eman, I have no idea what Updock is. Do you?
I liked Pepe le Pew the best. He was French.
The myth is finally dispelled. Up 'til now it was always assumed that Bugs ended up buried six feet under the fried carrot concession at Giant Stadium; his sexually ravaged and partially devoured body concealed there by the master criminal known as Leporicidus Horrilibus, AKA Elmer Fudd, AKA Wabbit Wanker.
Fudd met his violent end when he finally did manage to hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle.
Sig, sounds like you had something to do with it. You know too much.
Yeah, Goomba's a cop, a damn good cop, and he knows where you are.
Nooooooooooo!
Cube, that's all folks!
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