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June 16, 2010

Problem Solved


The big O used his Chicago-style problem-solving skills to end the environmental disaster. He has secured a $20 BILLION escrow account (slush fund) from BP.

Has the oil stopped polluting? Can we begin drilling again?

8 comments:

Christopher said...

Beside that, El Rushbo brought up a good point; Just how are the people and business's down in the Gulf States going to get their hands on those funds (thats what the money is for) now that moslem socialist Hussein has it?????

LL said...

barack hussein obama has restored order to "the force" through his assertive rhetoric. The oil isn't gushing anymore and the jobs lost in the Gulf has been restored. Some Jedi mind trick.

Opus #6 said...

Obama will probably redistribute the funds for his Social Justice campaign.

Free TVs and Cell Phones for everybody on welfare!

Anonymous said...

I feel better already knowing the problem is solved.For a slush fund that is.

Anonymous said...

Guy makes me miss Carter.

sig94 said...

Book of Obongo, Chapter 3, verse 1:

"And the Czar saith, slush funds cover a multitude of sins."

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Keep pissing me off, Nickie, keep pissing me off ...

The_Kid said...

Well, there is some good that will come from this. We aren't doing any more drilling so 'the scientists' will finally cry uncle and give us that clean and safe power supply that Lurch promised in the 2004 elections.