Is this a) the message from Gore masseuse to the inventor of the internets and all-around loverboy; b) exclamation of Goomba's Twister partner; c) American voters message to their government this November; or d) all of the above?
I think that Goomba is complaining about Gore's morning breath...submitted without further comment.
Al Gore is quite a man by all accounts, a regular "sex poodle" according to at least one of his partners. Maybe Nickie can enlighten us further? I'm going with the Twister partner (B).
Hmm, how about calling it an explicit example of how Al Gore literally and virtually is actually attempting to tame global warming? The way he lives, his flights, the tearing down of the power infrastructure which works affordably and the instillation of unsustainable "sustainable" sources, the destruction of manufacturing industries in nations which are regulated, and on to bellowing out large amounts of heated water when he talks (water in the air, actually, if humans were to be involved, would be the actual culprit, not CO2)... Yeah, if that is helping (mythical if that) man-made global warming, then I am Merlin.
I can even see Laurie David's tell-all about her and Gore:
"...after Albert and I arose from our lovalicious night, we both showered and Al even grew some new leaves. He had his usual breakfast of 16 eggs, a case of Sun Chips and a cord of wood. Two months later my family arborist said I was with sapling...and it was probably Albert's..."
Oh that silly masseuse, Gore was just demonstrating what happens with Local Crotch Warming (LCW) as opposed to AGW. And that miserable little manseed dribble was caused by the increase in carbon dioxide in the hotel room.
In the spring, a much younger Al Gore used to let winsome Tennessee maidens drive a tap into his ass just like a maple tree in order for them to draw off his precious male essence.
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I didn't know Nickie had a "partner".
Yes, Opie ... there are many sordid details that the Loveable Ol' Lummox does not divulge.
I go for a) & c).
Hint is here.
Probably B. Goomba is a scandal machine.
He married at least one of them. She was Fuggedaboutit Goomba.
I think that Goomba is complaining about Gore's morning breath...submitted without further comment.
Al Gore is quite a man by all accounts, a regular "sex poodle" according to at least one of his partners. Maybe Nickie can enlighten us further? I'm going with the Twister partner (B).
DC, I would have to say, all of the above.
A and C for me.
This is a very learned audience, as is demonstrated by the avatars and insightful commentary.
Who'da thunk that all this time that Albert Goregous was heating up the globe all by his lonesome with passion.
Cue: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love ...
Hmm, how about calling it an explicit example of how Al Gore literally and virtually is actually attempting to tame global warming? The way he lives, his flights, the tearing down of the power infrastructure which works affordably and the instillation of unsustainable "sustainable" sources, the destruction of manufacturing industries in nations which are regulated, and on to bellowing out large amounts of heated water when he talks (water in the air, actually, if humans were to be involved, would be the actual culprit, not CO2)... Yeah, if that is helping (mythical if that) man-made global warming, then I am Merlin.
I can even see Laurie David's tell-all about her and Gore:
"...after Albert and I arose from our lovalicious night, we both showered and Al even grew some new leaves. He had his usual breakfast of 16 eggs, a case of Sun Chips and a cord of wood. Two months later my family arborist said I was with sapling...and it was probably Albert's..."
Doom, are you attacking Albert? When his woman is "with sapling?" C'mon ... keep it classy.
Oh that silly masseuse, Gore was just demonstrating what happens with Local Crotch Warming (LCW) as opposed to AGW. And that miserable little manseed dribble was caused by the increase in carbon dioxide in the hotel room.
In the spring, a much younger Al Gore used to let winsome Tennessee maidens drive a tap into his ass just like a maple tree in order for them to draw off his precious male essence.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
Ah, right... I see the green shoots!
soz!
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