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April 5, 2011

Definition: Dumb Ass

From Sig's Real Life Dictionary:

Dumb Ass - a loser who ultimately spends 15 years in State prison for a murder he didn't commit, is finally cleared and collects $2.6 million in damages; then gets arrested for possessing a brick of heroin and now may lose everything.

Roy Brown is the name, dumb ass is the game. Your family helps you get out of stir. The suspect who really murdered the girl commits suicide once he realizes that he is about to be arrested. You're a multi-millionaire:
Brown’s siblings call him “Kippy,” from his childhood nickname, “Skippy.” Kuczynski said she talked to him nearly every day by phone when he was in prison, brought him special food because of his liver disorder, and distributed nearly 30,000 fliers across the state seeking his release.

After Brown got his money from the state, he rewarded his siblings for sticking by him by giving each $25,000 in cash, Kuczynski said.
So far so good. In a rags to riches dream come true, you now have a beautiful home in a very nice section of Upstate New York, twenty cars and more property in Florida. Okay, so you went a little squirrely buying the stretch limo but we can understand those pent up shopping urges. So what say you just piss it all away, huh Sparky?

Less than two years after his release, Brown shows up on the DEA radar and they take him down for dealing. There is finger pointing going on between Brown and the man arrested with him regarding who had the heroin in the car, but that is just a side show. This man doesn't need to find trouble, he generates it like refried beans generate wind.
Trouble followed him after his release. Andrew Bishop, who lived with Brown in Syracuse after Brown’s release from prison, said in court papers that in 2008 Brown was regularly using heroin and the prescription painkiller OxyContin.

Bishop claims in a lawsuit that Brown defrauded him out of $38,000 on a house deal. Bishop, who has a public-access television show in Auburn, had befriended Brown and was planning to produce a documentary about his ordeal, the lawsuit against Brown says. Bishop filed a complaint with the Cayuga County sheriff’s office in 2008 claiming Brown had threatened to kill him and county prosecutors.

Susan Weichert claims in another lawsuit that Brown reneged on a signed contract to buy a home from her at 3195 Main St., Mexico. After he moved in, Brown failed to make payments, Weichert’s lawsuit said. She claims Brown owes her $250,000.


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15 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

Yes we have a winner and a new low for idiocy.

Rhod said...

This is where the word "breeding" applies. Roy's selfish genes won an easy battle over his three or four good ones. There's no other explanation for that face other than constant beatings.

amanofwonder said...

Dumb and Dumber all wrapped up in one warped individual.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

All time champ for a Darwin Award.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Christopher, I was trying to remember that one ... yeah, what he said. And, I would like to add, "what a dumb ass!"

fuzzys dad said...

A Obama supporter no doubt

sig94 said...

Admiral - two top rankings in a single comment. A new record!

sig94 said...

Rhod - "breeding" vs "spawning" I'm at a loss. One involves a minimally involved stream of man seed and the other, well, just be somewhere up stream. Could go either way with Mr. Brown.

sig94 said...

Wonder - a new Taco Bell creation! The "Dumbass Wrap" with refried beans, pink slips, parole violations and a Secret Stoopid Sauce™ wrapped in a stale taco shell.

sig94 said...

Chris - dontcha hafta die to receive that award? If he OD'd on the heroin he'd be a shoo in.

sig94 said...

Odie - the Darwin winners are very easily forgotten. There are just sooo many.

sig94 said...

FuzzyD - we should see if Roy Brown donated to Obunghole's campaign. Then make the DNC give the money back to Brown for his defense fund.

Kid said...

The section 8 people of society.

A glimpse into what 'free college', or any 'fairness' based implementation in society will be like.

banned said...

It seems amazing the number of people who win millions in the National Lottery, spend it all on rubbish and end up back in the gutter within a few years. But it goes back to Rhods comment about genes and the sort of people who use the Lottery as an investment strategy.

Subvet said...

God must love the stupid, He's made so many of them.