This stupid son of a bitch and his butt ugly wife are riding their Schwinns in Cape Cod while the US economy is in free fall.
Emboldened by lack of US leadership, Israel is once again beset by homicidal Mohammedans and President Sparky packs a PB&J in wax paper and goes for a spin.
Europe is tottering on the brink of insolvency and O'Fumblenuts has the Secret Service check to make sure that his tire pressure doesn't exceed 70 psi.
The stock market is heading over a cliff, every American owes almost $47,000 of the $14.6 trillion national debt, 17% of the workforce is either looking for a job or has given up looking for a job and President Putz is pedalling his lame ass around looking for a Sno-Cone.
They oughta drape a condom over this prick, stuff him back on that Made-By-Canadians bus and send him on his "I Screwed America Tour."