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August 18, 2011

PeeWee Obama's Big Adventure

This stupid son of a bitch and his butt ugly wife are riding their Schwinns in Cape Cod while the US economy is in free fall.

Emboldened by lack of US leadership, Israel is once again beset by homicidal Mohammedans and President Sparky packs a PB&J in wax paper and goes for a spin.

Europe is tottering on the brink of insolvency and O'Fumblenuts has the Secret Service check to make sure that his tire pressure doesn't exceed 70 psi.

The stock market is heading over a cliff, every American owes almost $47,000 of the $14.6 trillion national debt, 17% of the workforce is either looking for a job or has given up looking for a job and President Putz is pedalling his lame ass around looking for a Sno-Cone.

They oughta drape a condom over this prick, stuff him back on that Made-By-Canadians bus and send him on his "I Screwed America Tour."

10 comments:

Nickie Goomba said...

Siggie, I;m pretty sure this is one of Wee-Wee's kids. A photo of she-who-must-be-avoided would have been more dramatic in the drumstick and ham departments.

Ralph M. Petersen-Always Right; Sometimes Wrong! said...

Sounds like you're a little upset.

Kid said...

Nickie is right of course, that's one of the daughters.

Anyway, I think obama is now just toying with his supporters, seeing how far he can go and still keep them on the leash and doesn't care either way. Laughing at millions of people out of work when it is the #1 issue in America.

It can't be anything else.

Doom said...

Well, when you put it THAT way...

*snort*

Oh, I feel your pain (really). But you ought to read your stuff again if you aren't chuckling. Then again, when I bang my shins and they are a bloody mess, when I catch my breath and regain sanity... I do chuckle. Maybe it's just me?

sig94 said...

Yeah I know, don't blog when you're angry or drunk...

Nickie Goomba said...

Then when would you ever blog?

fuzzys dad said...

please do not disgrace Pee Wee Herman by comparing Obama to him.

sig94 said...

FuzzyD - you're right. This country would be in a lot better shape if all O'Fuzznuts did was dance on a bar wearing clogs.

Doom said...

sig94,

Far from it. I was not laughing at you, I was laughing at the facts (and the interesting way you put things). Blog when angry any time! Absolutely!

It is said the French Revolution's murderous rampage would have continued if someone hadn't cried foul at being beheaded. Until a particular woman of nobility (a lefty actually) screamed and cried and begged for life (the rest had gone quietly), the murder would have just gone on and on. While it didn't save her, it did make the murderers realize these were real people. While no one is dieing (yet), our rights and sanity are being impinged.

NewContinentalArmy said...

Pee Wee had a way cooler bike.