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December 28, 2011

Kim Jung-Il: A Creepy Dictator Gets A Creepy Funeral



These people act like it's Kim Kennedy-King-Ghandi-il being buried, not Kim Jong-il, a crackpot dictator who literally starved an entire nation. He had an army of 1.2 million in a country that has only 8.3 million men between the ages of 15 and 64. That's like 25% of all men of military age in the country were in the armed services. If America had armed services that large it would be almost 20 million.



Because this goof's father was named "Eternal President" Kim Jung-il was never actually the President of North Korea. He was known by many titles, the General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of the National Defence Commission of North Korea, and the supreme commander of the Korean People's Army and simply "Supreme Leader" - but not President.



The last time I saw people cry like this was when my grandfather died and a bunch of sobbing bookies threw themselves on his coffin.

13 comments:

Nickie Goomba said...

Yup, one thing your grandfather always had was a superb sense of timing.

They Say/We Say said...

And, you can allways tell between sobbs that the wailers were paid--with maybe an extra blade of grass or a hay straw--somtin. That scene was not sincere wailing.

el chupacabra said...

They wailed, I lulzed.

el chupacabra said...

They wailed, I lulzed.

banned said...

What a debauched State that must be for people to take part in such a wailathon, I wonder if they can look each other in the eye afterwards.

sig94 said...

Nickie - ahhh, but if he had won the odds would have made my Grammma a wealthy widow. She was like sooo mad 'cause like she told him again and again that no way Moore had a prayer of beating Marciano, especially in Yankee Stadium. She never forgave Gramps and everytime she saw Rocky's picture in the Daily News she'd spit on it.

sig94 said...

TSWS - exactly. They'll have to import those same professional wailers for Nancy Pelosi's funeral.

sig94 said...

el chupa - are professional lulzers available?

sig94 said...

banned - I think that in order to be competently debauched requires a daily intake above 1,000 calories. The NorKs are probably not there yet.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bookies? There will be no revolution unless the army leads it.

USA_Admiral said...

This is the result of keeping people in the dark and repressed for years and years. A society of damaged goods.

sig94 said...

Odie - Since Omaha Beach, Rangers Lead The Way!

sig94 said...

Admiral - indeed, a society of weeping mushrooms.