Honolulu

Theallet, des Garcons - you got designer clothes on

Rodriguez, Toledo -  thank God you don't wear Speedos 

Panichgul, Narciso - no need to pay as you go

To Honolulu

On a Hawaiian beach

Lays the nation’s biggest leech

That's where you wanna go to sun and drink Boudreaux

That big ass in the sand

Takes forever to get sun tanned

But there's no hurry! Go slow!

Four million bucks you will blow

Down in Honolulu

Theallet, des Garcons - you got designer clothes on

Rodriguez, Toledo -  thank God you don't wear Speedos 

Panichgul, Narciso - no need to pay as you go

Down to Honolulu

You got there fast

Air Force One you flew

That’s what you wanted to do

Way down in Honolulu

No Plantation Estate, the reservation was too late.

First Wookie sits by the sea

While her husband sets up to tee

And the Muslims romp so merrily

It is quite a sight

That giant ass of yours in the sunlight

It’s just like a frigging total eclipse

When the sun’s behind your hips

Way down in Honolulu

Theallet, des Garcons - you got designer clothes on

Rodriguez, Toledo -  thank God you don't wear Speedos 

Panichgul, Narciso - no need to pay as you go

Down to Honolulu

You got there fast

Air Force One you flew

That’s what you wanted to do

Way down in Honolulu

Now here's the real deal:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Hopefully the 2012 tide will also wipe away the current administration!