Things You Wanted To Know About Kim Jong-Il But Were Afraid To Ask.
- He wanted to breed giant rabbits to feed the people of NorK.
- Claimed to have invented the hamburger.
- Had the unofficial title of the "Central Brain."
- Wrote six dreadful operas.
- Had over 20,000 movies in his personal library; his favorites were "Rambo" and "Friday The 13th"
- Loved to roller blade.
- Was very partial to roast donkey.
- NorK propaganda states that when Kim was born, a double rainbow came out and Spring simultaneously arrived.
- He built an entire city, Kijong-Dong, for PR purposes. No one has ever resided there.
- Kidnapped a South Korean film director and forced him to make a Godzilla movie.
Thank you, thank you Dear Departed Leader!
16 comments:
The Dictator is dead, long live the Dictator.
Damn, you're picky.
banned - go ahead, keep it up. His son and successor, Jong-Un, will be sending frozen donkey steaks to your door.
WoFat - some guys blog like they're looking for a fatwah. I do it looking for 3 kilos of kimchi.
I do pray for his soul, that perhaps at the last minute he realized God. Much like the recent atheist who died. But in the darker parts of my heart, I sure hope he simply went to his just reward. While all of us deserve death, some among us go all out in earning it. Besides, wrong as it may be, I am a little jealous of God's love. One less dick tator, one more chance for NK to die terrible death and be reborn as a good nation, and perhaps a chance for a devastated people to come out of the muck.
Wow, take 'em away history. Ya know, of Dante were still kicking around this side of the sod, he could devote an entirely new ring of hell for this tin pot despot.
It will probably be a while before all the sorry history comes out.
People will think you're kidding about those little known facts.
Anyway, it's about time he croaked.
he also shot 11 holes in one his first and last golf game. This was an actual official N Korea news release.
If you're interested you can read their news here and search on past ludicrous propaganda.
Doom - it is not for us to determine his eternal residence. But I forward all his mail c/o Mr. S. Lucifer, Infernal Regions.
Andy - and this Ring would also lack electricity.
Pewster - I'm waiting for the purges. That'll generate a whole new crop of desperate NorKs fleeing the country. Then we'll really get some of the nasty low down on Kim.
Of course the Nork media will still sing his praises, just like the MSM here worships Obugger and His Merry Band of Incompetents.
el chu - I was surprised too. Those "facts" are right from ABC mews. The NorK media say he died from overwork. He "cared" himself to death. I'll bet he was working on a nine year old ... ahhh nevermind.
Kid - another story is that double rainbows continuously shot right out of his ass and that pots of Lucky Charms™ were found wherever they touched ground. That's the only thing that kept the population from starving.
Our leader wants that for us.
Odie - he's trying like crazy, that's for sure.
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