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December 20, 2011

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Taxed Before


In a dramatic statement, scientists has announced that they have discovered new Earth-sized planets only 950 light years away.

Two planets orbiting a star 950 light-years from Earth are the smallest, most Earth-size alien worlds known, astronomers announced Tues., Dec. 20. One of the planets is actually smaller than Earth, scientists say.

These planets, while roughly the size of our planet Earth, are circling very close to their star, giving them fiery temperatures that are most likely too hot to support life, researchers said. The discovery, however, brings scientists one step closer to finding a true twin of Earth that may be habitable.
In a prepared statement, Senator Nancy Pelosi (D-Bankrupt) stated that once a truly Earth-type planet is found, Congress will, "tax those Trekkie sonsabitches so bad, they'll think a cosmic black hole is actually our Social Security plan."

6 comments:

F***W*T TW****R said...

Guffaw.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That sounds familiar.

sig94 said...

F***W*TTW****R - *whew* just typing out yer name and I'm exhausted. What does that stand for anyways?

sig94 said...

Odie - this is the only reason that Obugger allowed NASA to move ahead with the Mars probe. To see if they could tax any bacteria they find there.

Sugu said...

Thank you,
The given information is very effective.
I’ll keep updated with it.

Deccan Odyssey

Kid said...

pelosi is a black hole