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April 3, 2013

USS Poopy Needs An Exorcism



The same sewage-filled Carnival cruise ship that had to be towed back to port last February has broken free of it's moorings and rammed another ship.

I think it's possessed.
MOBILE, Ala. (AP) — The crippled cruise ship whose sewage-filled breakdown in the Gulf of Mexico subjected thousands to horrendous conditions tore loose Wednesday from the dock where it's being repaired, lumbered downriver and crunched into a cargo ship.

Wind gusts near hurricane strength shoved the 900-foot Carnival Triumph free from its mooring in downtown Mobile, Ala., where the ship was brought in a five-day ordeal that began when an engine fire stranded it off of Mexico in February. Hours later, four tug boats used several mooring lines to secure the ship to the cruise terminal.

[...]After the ship escaped, it rested against a cargo vessel. It drifted for a couple of hours before being secured as of 5 p.m., and moved to the Mobile Cruise Terminal, Carnival spokesman Vance Gulliksen said.


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4 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

Looks like if you really WANT to leave the continental U.S. for a vacation it might be best to take your groping at the airport and fly.

sig94 said...

Gorges - there's nothing like a good, old fashioned cavity search to remind you of everything that the US government does for you.

Nate said...

'THE POWER OF FLUSH COMPELS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF FLUSH COMPELS YOU!!!'

sig94 said...

Nate -
I.
Must.
Obey.