Mom's Everywhere

~ Sorry Mom ~
(Walk softly but carry a big bunch of flowers.)

Thank you Mom.
Thank you for not killing me when I threw my brand new shoes down the storm drain.
Thank you for not eviscerating me after my 1,000th trip to the principal's office.
Thank you for allowing me to survive my childhood and teenage years.
Thank you for not marrying a Muslim or a cannibal.

Thank you Mom.