July 26, 2013

I... Can't... Help... It

Wow. The last three posts have all been "Weiner-oriented" or have mentioned him.
And I have just about worn out the " key.

I have obviously been suffering from some form of "Weiner fixation.
Oops. There goes the    key.

Weiner this. Weiner that.
Weiner here. Weiner there.
Weiner how. Weiner why. Weiner when.
Huma mad. Huma forgives. Huma loves.
Huma overdoses on eyeliner.

I simply must refocus to preserve my artistic, editorial and journalistic integrity.

Please wish me luck.
Here goes.


Niger's interior minister says a body fell from an Air France plane as it approached the West African country's capital, Niamey, and was discovered lifeless in western suburb.
Niamey and its suburbs have an international reputation for lousy cuisine. But on the plus side, their service is also horrendous which does please the French.
Abdou Labo said a resident was standing just a few meters from where the body landed at around 5 a.m. Thursday. He said police arrived and found "the lifeless body of a black person, lying in blood."

French authorities refuse to comment on why this mysterious, unidentified resident was targeted. It was also reported that the body landed late, several hours behind its scheduled landing. Its luggage is also missing.
He also said blood had been spotted on the left wing of the plane.
Since the incident occurred on a Wednesday, French flight union regulations state that the right wing cannot be inspected until the following Monday, or maybe Tuesday... after lunch.
Labo said the plane was coming from Burkina Faso's capital, Ouagadougou, and was scheduled to continue to Paris.
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Officials were holding the plane in Niamey so crew members and passengers could be interviewed. Investigators in Ouagadougou are also looking into "the conditions in which the passengers boarded."
Authorities in Ouagadougou report that:
a) the initial investigation indicates that all passengers were alive and not falling when they boarded the aircraft, and
b) they are running short of vowels.


WoFat said...

Perhaps the "victim" tried to hitch a ride on the airplane by hiding in a wheel well. It's been a long time since something that dumb was tried.

Doom said...

See, now, that's news I can use.