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July 23, 2013

Wonder Weiner

Pssst! He sent me one too!

There's just no keeping a good Weiner down I guess. Does Huma keep a leash on that thing?

From Brietbart:
New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner admitted on Tuesday to sending additional explicit photos and texts to a woman he met online _ correspondence she says began months after he resigned from Congress for similar behavior.

The allegation could severely test voters' willingness to forgive Weiner, who has said he spent the two years since the scandal trying to make things right with his wife and earn redemption.

Weiner, who resigned his House seat in June 2011 after acknowledging having sexual conversations with at least a half-dozen women, has been near the top of most mayoral polls since his late entry into the race this spring.

"I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out and today they have," said Weiner in a statement released by his campaign. "I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption this has caused."

Weiner did not say when the newly revealed exchanges occurred, but he said his behavior created "challenges in our marriage that extended past my resignation."

The new lewd correspondence was posted Monday by the gossip website The Dirty. The woman involved was not identified.
I say, let the man embrace his inner Weiner! Cry Havoc and let slip the Weiner!

Elect this man, New York!

 Huma Taking Her Weiner For A Walk.

Elect him and let Anthony Weiner put the elasticity of men's briefs to the test for New York!
Let the Hanes howl!
Make Jockey fall off that horse!
Lower the Boom on Fruit of the Loom!
Mayor Bloomberg introduced the Nanny City, let Mayor Weiner make it the Banana City!


Huma is writing a book, "The Care and Feeding of Your Weiner."

7 comments:

The Underground Pewster said...

Weiner blows it.

WoFat said...

What a weiner.

Aaron Grey said...

Erect a wiener?

Teresa said...

Huma couldn't be prouder of her weiner.

Opus #6 said...

Trump nailed it on Twitter today, er, so to speak. He says perversion is almost never curable.

Nate said...

Every time I hear his online moniker, Carlos Danger, my brain keeps thinking of 'Nick Danger' (Firesign Theater). He answers the phone, 'Nick Danger, Third Eye' and, well...

Kid said...

HAHAHA. Comedy Gold Sig.