My reply: "Sweetheart, you're always too beautiful for words. Can I take that little blue pill now?"Works everytime.
I would say take it off so I can compare.
It's always fun to have a good laugh about these things. :-)
That only works for grizzly bears.Women will stick needles through your eyeballs to see if you flinch -- or if you're just playing possum.
I usually ask my wife, "Does this .45 make my ass look big?"
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