August 29, 2013

How To Answer A Woman

I absolutely love this post from Opus.

But I have an answer.

Take a breath as if you're about to reply, scream, clutch your chest and drop to the ground like a stone.

Stay there.


Gorges Smythe said...

Good idea.

Subvet said...

My reply: "Sweetheart, you're always too beautiful for words. Can I take that little blue pill now?"

Works everytime.

Kid said...

I would say take it off so I can compare.

Opus #6 said...

It's always fun to have a good laugh about these things. :-)

LL said...

That only works for grizzly bears.

Women will stick needles through your eyeballs to see if you flinch -- or if you're just playing possum.

sig94 said...

I usually ask my wife, "Does this .45 make my ass look big?"