August 6, 2013

Newsroom Drama Queen

I'll have "Whatsmydicktome" for $400, Alex.

A screwed up ABC newsman/woman/man has emerged from gender amnesia and decides he wants his junk back. Too bad Dan/Dawn/Dan ... that banana boat has sailed.

From the NY Post:
He thought he was a woman trapped in a man’s body — but it turns out he’s “just another boring straight guy.”

ABC News editor Don Ennis strolled into the newsroom in May wearing a little black dress and an auburn wig and announced he was transgender and splitting from his wife. He wanted to be called Dawn.

But now he says he suffered from a two-day bout of amnesia that has made him realize he wants to live his life again as Don.

“I accused my wife of playing some kind of cruel joke, dressing me up in a wig and bra and making fake ID’s with the name ‘Dawn’ on it. Seriously,” Ennis wrote in a memo he posted to the newsroom bulletin board Friday, explaining his shock after he woke up from what he called a “transient global amnesia” last month.
Oh bulls**t.

Another screwball makes me yawn
Just shut up, Dawn

Dawn, go away, we are through with you
Oh, Dawn, too bad you cut off your jewels
You should hang on
Hang on to them
Think, of far you have strayed
Think, how your boys used to sway
Now think just how hard it will be when you gotta go pee!

Dawn, go away, we are through with you!

Okay, so maybe he didn't have the surgery, but should his wife take him back?
If your wife suddenly decided she was a man and started dating your sister, would you let him/her mow the yard? Install that HD antenna on the roof? Huh?


Subvet said...

"Oh bulls**t."

Yeah, that about covers it.

TS/WS said...

It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind--It's a man's to change it back!
---Bert Reynolds----

Doom said...

Ha! Oh well. Some days the shit is so deep losing hip waders is a foregone conclusion.

As for his life? It's shot. Bang. Even if everyone goes with the newest revision, the cat is... out of the bag? He's just a gender screwball now, more so than even those who fully commit perhaps?

Be screwy. Sure. We all have our little... oddities. Just don't make those public and hope others don't find out. Don't cross some lines. If so, perhaps you can move on or away. He is dead to rights and a public figure. Hammer, nail, wooden floor, penis. *bang*

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I really wanted to add something funny here, but I believe you've covered that quite well.

sig94 said...

I am so sick of the nonsense surrounding gender confusion, gender reassignment, gender this gender that cut it off sew it back on wear a dress wear a jock gee lets adopt some kids and screw them up too.

Doom said...

Yeah, but Sig? As soon as women started taking on the roles of men it had to happen. They started spoon feeding their sons that poison. Now they aren't even having children, just playing like they are "one of the guys". Shit rolls downhill and kids are at the bottom of the hill.

Of course it started when men wanted to relinquish responsibility. It's a hard road but it's the only one that works.

sig94 said...

I'm also wondering if the Pill has anything to do with it. All those hormones running around screaming and then the boychik is bathed in that crap, putting the gloves to his y chromosomes. Also something about feeding the kid soy extract instead of mommy's booby milk - soy is soooo gay.