September 22, 2013

Got Wood?

From the UK Daily Mail:
A man from southern Colombia had to have his penis amputated after he allegedly overdosed on Viagra to impress his girlfriend.

The 66-year-old man from Gigante, Colombia, whose name has not been released, told a local newspaper that he intentionally overdosed on the erectile dysfunction medicine.

He then is said to have suffered an erection for several days before being forced to seek medical advice.
No kidding, this stuff can kill you as this fellow found out.
Earlier this week, a Yemeni man died of a Viagra overdose as he prepared to sleep with his bride on their first day as a married couple.

The 25-year-old Yemeni man dosed up on five Viagra pills at one time which killed him, according to Yemini Arabic Language daily newspapwer Okaz Al Youm.

There once was a young man from Yemen
Who afraid his love life would be a lemon
Viagra he did hoard
To make him stiff as a board
And he pole vaulted his way into heaven.


Gorges Smythe said...

At least he wasn't from Nantucket.

Sunnybrook Farm said...

But did he technically screw up/

Opus #6 said...

There once was an islamic creep
a child bride he did keep
his little blue pills
caused permanent ills
And now he is forever asleep.

Doom said...

And I thought I was board. Thick as a brick, maybe, but not quite that... solid.

sig94 said...

Gorges - you heard that one too?

sig94 said...

Sunny - Technically, no. Medically, yes.

sig94 said...

Opus - you go girl!

sig94 said...

Doom - like they say, moderation in all things.

Subvet said...

There once was a man in Dallas
Who overdosed on Cialis
With his last breath
As he faced up to Death
He asked, "How stiff is my phallus?"

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Check out my blog address ... just saying.

sig94 said...

Subvet - I think we sang that ditty during drinking bouts in college.

sig94 said...

Odie - yup, we know what chu got.

Kid said...

Sig, Opus. Lovin the poetry !