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October 2, 2013

Mother Goose


Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean.
He wore his wife’s black sun suit
‘Cause Jack’s a closet queen.


Poor Mrs. Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
Looking for her little black dress.
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
Her husband’s gender reassignment was a success.


Hey diddle diddle
She’s built like a bass fiddle
She's bipolar and crazy as a loon
She’s flighty and nasty and farts like a mule
But has a set of gorgeous bazooms.


Thanks to FoTM for the photo

7 comments:

Ian H said...

Sick!!

Gorges Smythe said...

I wonder why they aren't smiling? Could their subconscious know something they refuse to acknowledge?

Doom said...

Well, at least it offers us the gift of... fine poetry? I dunno, I got my fair share of chuckles. Right after washing my eyeballs. I think the damage is permanent.

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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Yeah, but I'm still trying to figure out what Mother Gooses.

Kid said...

You can see who wears the pants in that family