Mother Goose

Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean.
He wore his wife’s black sun suit
‘Cause Jack’s a closet queen.

Poor Mrs. Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
Looking for her little black dress.
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
Her husband’s gender reassignment was a success.

Hey diddle diddle
She’s built like a bass fiddle
She's bipolar and crazy as a loon
She’s flighty and nasty and farts like a mule
But has a set of gorgeous bazooms.

Thanks to FoTM for the photo