October 1, 2013

No Cake For You!

Vile murderer has a Betty Crocker day in Court.
  1. Judge bakes a bundt cake the night before.
  2. Same judge next morning sentences a murderous shit-stain to two consecutive life prison terms.
  3. Judge orders family of the murder victim out of the courtroom.
  4. Marries same shit-stain to another mouth breather that shit-stain knocked up in high school.
  5. Serves cake to the new Mr. and Mrs. Shit-Stain. 
  6. Holds wide Mrs. Shit-Stain's knees as Mr. Shit-Stain mounts her on the judge's bench.
  7. Uses her black robe to wipe up the stains from the 'Stains.
SAN DIEGO (AP) — The bride wore white; the groom wore shackles.
The marriage of Danne Desbrow and his fiancee, Destiny, came just minutes after he was sentenced to 53 years-to-life in prison for first-degree murder, U-T San Diego reported Monday.
San Diego Superior Court Judge Patricia Cookson officiated at both events. She even baked a cake for the Sept. 17 ceremony, the newspaper said.
Cookson declined to respond to a request for comment from the newspaper.

More here

Okay, okay, okay - I confess. The idiot judge didn't perform that rather obvious example of typical right-wing, raving lunatic hyperbole. The cake was store bought.


LL said...

Love is a many-splendored thing...

WoFat said...

The legal system. Nothing further can be said.

sig94 said...

LL - I guess you could say that this was the icing on the cake.

sig94 said...

WoFat - a generation ago she's have been rode out of town on a rail. The victim's family has got to be furious.

Kid said...

I'm surprised it wasn't a threesome.