Saw this over to Woodsterman's digs.
Odie, you inspired me.
Ode To A Caption
I thought that I would never see
A caption so appropriately
Catching Bill and Hillary
Where the action is, quite literally
Once again between his knees.
A caption that shows the dog won't relent
From snuffing up Monica's Oval Office visit scent.
A caption that shows Bill has Hillary's blessing,
She cares not a whit with whom he is messing.
A caption that shows beyond chance of refute
That Billy gets nada from the bitch in the pants suit.
And we can prove through the White House Visitor's Log
That the only one in the picture who can honestly say,
"I did Not Have Sex With That Women!"
...is the dog.