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January 3, 2014

North Korean Nut Job


In a stunning exhibition of barbarity, Premier Kim Jong-Un had his uncle and five of his advisers torn to shreds and devoured by a pack of starving dogs.
From the Daily Mail:
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un sentenced his uncle to be eaten alive by a pack of 120 wild dogs in a savage punishment for treachery, it has been claimed.

Jang Song-Thaek, 67, along with five close aides, was stripped naked and thrown into a cage of hounds which had been starved for three days, according to new details emerging from China.

The pack of animals spent more than an hour mauling the group in a punishment called 'quan jue', or execution by dogs, a report in Chinese newspaper Wen Wei Po said.
The Premier Kim Jong-Un is changing his name to Kim Tin Tin. It is hard to believe that this man was educated in Europe. Unless he went to the same boarding school as Hitler.
Unlike previous executions of political prisoners, which were carried out by firing squads with machine guns, this extraordinary sentence seems to have been specially reserved for the most hated in North Korean society.

The report in the Chinese language newspaper said the entire process was supervised by the supreme leader in North Korea, along with 300 senior officials - a clear warning against anyone challenging Kim's leadership.
This man is nuttier than a squirrel's asshole.
Look to see a new reality show, Kim's House of Horrors.


3 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

His turn will come.

sig94 said...

Gorges - and none too soon.

Kid said...

Hey wait a minute, dennis rodman says little kim is a good kid.

PS - This is why nukes were invented?