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August 13, 2014

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The Japs obsession with sex dolls creeps me out.

In a few years they'll be holding the first Miss Latex Universe competition. If these things ever reach America, the democrats will want them to be able to vote and collect SSI.

 A Japanese company claims to have reached the next level in developing the most genuine looking sex doll which comes complete with realistic feeling skin and authentic looking eyes.

Orient Industry say their new range of dolls, made from high quality silicon, are so realistic there is very little to distinguish them from a real girlfriend at first glance. 
 
The dolls, which are non inflatable, are sold under the name 'Dutch Wives', a Japanese term for a sex doll, and adverts in the media boast that anyone who buys one will never want a real girlfriend again.

They sell for just over £1,000 each and early sales indicate they are proving to be a success.



Enough! This screams for some kind of intervention. We must immediately send a division of horny Marines to Japan to reprogram their culture. Show them how it's done, jump start the reproductive cycle, save their race and protect our supply of reliable, inexpensive electronics and fuel efficient autos. This is a matter of the highest national priority.

President Obama... melt down these dolls!

And the company behind the dolls are putting their success down to their realistic looking skin and eyes.

They also come with a selection of clothing to prevent the new owner from having to suffer the embarrassment of visiting a lingerie store.

Potential buyers can also customise the dolls, meaning they can chose the bust size, look and hair colour of their doll.

Company spokesman Osami Seto said: 'The two areas we identified as really needing improvement were the skin and the eyes.

'We feel we have finally got something that is arguably not distinguishable from the real thing.'

Latest models of the dolls include movable joints so buyers can place them in any position they wish.


Seriously, we totally screwed these people up when we nuked them.





16 comments:

Katy Anders said...

I suppose you don't want me to be able to marry my sex doll, either...

You conservatives, never recognizing the beauty of my love...

sig94 said...

Katy - LOL, but at least there won't be any child support.

Hmmm, come to think of it....

LL said...

Can they cook and clean? Do they have convenient "headaches"? Do they worry about you buying second doll? Do they gain weight mysteriously as soon as you take ownership?

Are you CERTAIN that there will be no alimony if you catch your neighbor with your Dutch Wife and she leaves you?

These are critical questions.

Kid said...

There is a certain type of male who could make use of such a device that might otherwise be driven to sexual assault?

Anyway, this is a long running theme. It was even addresses in a Rod Serling Twilight Zone episode of an astronaut stranded on an alien planet and given a 'companion' until he could be rescued. And another episode with a robot "nanny". Heck I just thought of another one too.

There is a sufficient % of the population who wants this and it will happen. Eventually, the dolls will be almost indistinguishable from the real persons.

Kid said...

BTW, These are not just silicon forms. A few years ago, they had them walking and talking. I think what is available to the luxury buyer is much more sophisticated than these pictures suggest.

LL said...

Stepford Wives...

Doom said...

I disagree with you, Sig. While I would miss Japan, if she fell to this. I have some hope that before the end, she would find her way. However, in some nations, this doll, with continuing revisions and improvements, would be a perfect gift on a national level. All the money that is wasted on international aid would, slowly, be transferred to buying these for the menfolk of those nations. Perhaps, if culturally tolerated, and wanted by their womenfolk, a male version would be on it's way as well.

Immune, myself. I am immune to the living sex dolls after learning a bit. Even when I was a cad, it wasn't what is seemed. Merely looking for love in the wrong ways, with the wrong types, in a failed world, but looking for love indeed.

sig94 said...

China's one child family policy has resulted in a tremendous imbalance of the sexes with female children aborted in favor of males. There are not enough females for Chinese men to marry. The Japs could make a killing here...

Libertarian Advocate said...

sig94: I think the 10,300 CNY it would cost a lonely Chinese to acquire a Dutch Wife still poses too high a barrier.

As for the rest of it, I'm creeped out too. I keep thinking about those hyper hot Cyborgs in Battlestar Galactica II and wonder where all of this ultimately leads.

underground pewster said...

Who says money can't buy you love?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I thought they had women over there.

LL said...

---Odie, apparently they prefer plastic ones. And when you consider the plastic in Beverly Hills, CA women, one can only wonder how much difference there really is.

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sig94 said...

What if you buy one that's gay?

33bd0ec4-2559-11e4-bdea-8711c8d79b50 said...

It's only a matter of time until the ChiComs start producing cheap, defective knock-offs of these siliconaceous slatterns. Talk about puttin' yer junk in junk. Also, just think, in a few thousand years, some archaeologists are going to discover a defunct factory full of these origami organ grinders and come to the conclusion that it was the tomb of a very horny emperor who had his army of concubines buried with him in order to service his libido in the afterlife. :-)

33bd0ec4-2559-11e4-bdea-8711c8d79b50 said...

Sig, it's B.C.... could fix that damned screwed up name up there in the previous comment? I fooking HATE this stupid Blogger comment app and can't get the damned thing to sign me in via my WordPress account so that I can comment. I had to make up some stupid fooking AOHell account just ot get that stupid thing to post. Any way you could put an "Anonymous" or "Name/URL" choice in there to make it easier to comment here?