September 11, 2014

Even A Broken Watch Is Correct Twice A Day

Bill Maher defends Christianity, kinda:
Maher: There are illiberal beliefs that are held by vast numbers of Muslim people –

Rose: A vast number of Christians too.

Maher: No, that’s not true. Not true. Vast numbers of Christians do not believe that if you leave the Christian religion you should be killed for it. Vast numbers of Christians do not treat women as second class citizens. Vast numbers of Christians –

Rose: I agree with that.

Maher: . . .do not believe if you draw a picture of Jesus Christ you should get killed for it.
Story here.


underground pewster said...

The infinite monkey theorem proven!

Euripides said...

The reason that conservative ideals will eventually win is because they are based on truth. Even Mr. Maher can recognize truth when he sees it. (He just will ignore most of it.)

sig94 said...

Pewster - I heard a very similar theorem for a million monkeys sitting at a million typewriters hitting the keys for a billion years would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare.

IMHO you'd end up with a million monkey skeletons, a million busted typewriters and a huge room full of monkey shit.

sig94 said...

Euripides - it does take a while for those ideas to percolate down to Mahar's level, no?

Euripides said...

Percolate is an apt description. Although, in the case of Maher's mind, it has to percolate through seventeen coffee filters, twelve feet of sand, and a herd of cockroaches in order to reach his brain.

Kid said...

Hey, as long as things are finally getting through their colon to their brains.

Sig, I agree on the monkeys. Never &^&*&^^^#*(&^ happen. Just complete nonsense. I'd bet real money they couldn't even write a 1960's Beatles song.