Whatever Putin Wants, Putin Gets

President Vladimir "Grand Larceny" Putin

Howdaya like these apples? Russian President Putin swipes the Super Bowl ring from the owner of the NE Patriots!

From the NY Post:

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft revealed the real story behind a 2005 meeting with Vladimir Putin, during which the Russian president pocketed his Super Bowl ring, worth more than $25,000. Kraft, at the time, claimed the diamond-encrusted bauble was a gift, but he now admits Putin stole it, and the White House intervened when he demanded it back.

Kraft explained the incident happened while Sandy Weill and other business execs were in St. Petersburg. “I took out the ring and showed it to [Putin], and he put it on and he goes, ‘I can kill someone with this ring,’ ” Kraft told the crowd at Carnegie Hall’s Medal of Excellence gala at the Waldorf-Astoria.“I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out.”

And Bush43 simply told Kraft to write it off as a gift.

Remember how Bush and Pooty were BFF after their star-crossed first meeting?

"I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straight forward and trustworthy and we had a very good dialogue.

"I was able to get a sense of his soul."

Bush must have been on his knees, gazing adoringly up Pooty's ass.

How About Arresting Him When He Returns?

Muslim lawyers in South Africa want Obama arrested.

The Muslim Lawyers Association in Johannesburg wants US President Barack Obama arrested and tried for war crimes when he arrives in South Africa on June 29.

It submitted a 600-plus page document to the Office of the National Director of Public Prosecutions on Friday asking for an investigation into Obama's involvement in the Middle East.

Group spokesman Yousha Tayob said Obama ordered drone strikes that killed innocent civilians.

In terms of the Rome Statute, South Africa has the right to prosecute a war criminal on its territory, said Tayob.

The lawyers cite a report prepared by the New York University School of Law and Stanford University Law School in which they found that:

[..] in four years Obama commissioned five times more drone attacks than former president George W Bush did in his two terms in the White House.

The study also shows that for every terrorist killed by a drone attack, 49 civilians are also killed.

The DNC has already initiated a web site dedicated to soliciting donations for Obama's bail. They are advertising a Captain and Crew golf tournament. Donations are $250,000 per player.

For Her Thrills, Shrill Hill Spills That She Fills The Bill With Jill

Perhaps Hillary and Bill Clinton were fighting over the same women?

Hillary will supposedly tell all in her soon to be released book.

Hillary Clinton, according to the media, will soon publish her memoirs, and in them salacious details of her life, reports Daily Mail. Namely, former first lady admits that she is bisexual, that she fears she might die of brain cancer and that she disagrees with Barack Obama about the killing of Osama Bin Laden.

According to a source close to her publisher, Hillary decided to make this move as a prevention, because she plans to candidate herself in the presidential elections in 2016. She has allegedly already received $14 million for this book to be published.

According to the same source, Clinton has decided to admit that she is bisexual in order to garner LGBT voters.

“Hillary Clinton will recognize not only that she is bisexual but also that she had lesbian relationships,” the source said.

Joe Biden, also positioning himself for a run at the 2016 Presidential nomination, will be releasing his memoirs sometime after Labor Day. In his engrossing and engaging voyage of sexual self discovery, Biden reveals that he had relationships with a duck, two lemurs and an empty box of Chiclets. He seeks to garner the lobotomy block of voters.

CIA Deputy Director Michael Morell Resigns

Stairway to the CIA parking garage.

"Watch your step now..."

Not much else on the story. He retired to spend more time with his family. Yep. That's the gloss everyone is using on this. But Hot Air gives a little more background on Morell.

The news broke within the last few minutes. If his name sounds familiar, it’s because Morell was the guy who signed off on the now infamous edit of the CIA’s Benghazi talking points that removed references to previous warnings about jihadi activity in the area. Is today’s resignation related to that, or is it related somehow to the NSA/PRISM/Snowden clusterfark? 

Fox News is quoting his statement as saying “It’s time for my family,” but I can’t remotely believe this guy would quit now in the middle of a Category Five natsec hurricane knowing how suspicious it would look if he didn’t have a more compelling reason than that. Is he being squeezed out because there’s some more damning leak to come and the White House wants to get out in front of it by dispatching with the person or persons responsible?

Say My Name

King Elizabeth?

 Elizabeth, the Virgin Queen

An interesting article from the Daily Mail:
There are centuries old rumors that Queen Elizabeth was a dude. The rumors allege that Elizabeth, the favorite daughter of King Henry VIII, died from illness at the age of 13. Her caretakers, afraid of being executed for allowing the princess to die (construed as an act of treason), dressed up a friend of hers, a local village boy, and passed him off as Elizabeth.

But there was a boy, from a local family called Neville. He was a gawky, angular youth a year or so younger than Elizabeth, who had been the princess’s companion and fellow pupil for the past few weeks. And with no time to look further afield for a stand-in, Parry and Lady Ashley took the desperate measure of forcing the boy to don his dead friend’s clothes.

Remarkably, the deception worked. Henry saw his daughter rarely, and was used to hearing her say nothing. The last time she had been presented in court, meeting the new Queen Catherine Parr, she had been trembling with terror.

The princess was known as a gentle, studious child, and painfully shy — not a girl to speak up in front of the king who had beheaded her mother.

Henry, who rarely ever saw her and was quite ill himself, bought the deception.

So when ‘she’ stood at Bisley manor, in the dimness of an oak-beamed hall lit by latticed windows, it was not so surprising that the king failed to realise he was being duped. He had no reason to suspect his daughter had been ill, after all, and he himself was tired and in pain.

The rest is history.

While this could be utter rubbish, it does make the  issue of her refusing to marry more understandable. She also refused to wear a bikini. Case closed....

More here.

Kitties For Jesus

And just for Anam...

Luke 21:28
And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.

Ecclesiastes 4:9-10
Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.

 

1 Peter 4:12-13

Dear friends, don’t be surprised at the fiery trials you are going through, as if something strange were happening to you. Instead, be very glad—for these trials make you partners with Christ in his suffering, so that you will have the wonderful joy of seeing his glory when it is revealed to all the world.

After The Kennedy Assassination The Feds Just Can't Keep A Secret

Judicial Watch has uncovered another stinking mass of corruption involving the FBI. Apparently Esam Ghazzawi, a former advisor to a senior Saudi Prince, had ties to the 911 terrorists that the FBI was trying to conceal.

The FBI lied to Congress about the deep ties between a Florida Saudi family—that abruptly fled weeks before the 9/11 terrorist attacks—and the hijackers who carried out the plot, according to alarming new records uncovered by a journalism watchdog that’s led the effort to expose the government cover-up.

This scandal has been circulating for years and only a Florida journalism watchdog along with a few local papers have bothered covering it, though it’s huge. It involves a Saudi family that lived in a Sarasota gated community and suspiciously fled weeks before 9/11, leaving behind three cars, food in the fridge and toys in the pool. Security officials at the gated community revealed that cars used by the 9/11 hijackers visited the family various times before the attacks, including the vehicle linked to plot leader Mohamed Atta.

[...]Now the feds are in full cover-up mode, with a senior FBI official asserting in a sworn declaration that disclosing information—that for years the agency denied even existed—about the Florida Saudis with ties to the terrorists “would reveal current specific targets of the FBI’s national security investigations.” The 33-page declaration was filed in support of a Department of Justice (DOJ) court motion seeking to end the news watchdog’s litigation to obtain more information involving the secret probe.

In light of this new evidence, a U.S. Senator who chaired the 9/11 Commission filed court papers accusing the FBI of impeding Congress’s inquiry into the September 2001 attacks by withholding information about the Florida connection to the terrorists who carried them out. The former Florida Senator, Bob Graham, writes that “the FBI’s failure to call (to the Joint Inquiry’s attention) documents finding ‘many connections’ between Saudis living in the United States and individuals associated with the terrorist attack(s)…interfered with the Inquiry’s ability to complete its mission.”

Anam -you're on deck!

What's Going Down

I threw "For What It's Worth" up so you can truly enjoy the paranoia as we explore more rumblings about Obama's end game.

From the Canada Free Press comes a story about a confidential source at the Department of Homeland Security who is trying to blow a whistle:

This administration is collecting names of sources, whistle blowers and their families, names of media sources and everybody they talk to and have talked to, and they already have a huge list. If you’re not working for MSNBC or CNN, you’re probably on that list. If you are a website owner with a brisk readership and a conservative bent, you’re on that list. It’s a political dissident list, not an enemy threat list,” he stated.

“What’s that exactly mean, being on that list, that is,” I asked, trying to make sense of it all.

“It means that there will be censorship under the color of authority of anyone in the U.S. who is attempting to expose what’s going on in our name. It’s about controlling any damning information from reaching epidemic proportions. It’s damage control to the extreme. It’s about the upcoming censorship of the internet in the name of national security. The plans are already in place. These latest reports about ‘spying eyes’ have turned this administration and others connected to it into something very, very dangerous. They feel cornered and threatened, and I’m hearing about some plans they have to shut down the flow of information that is implicating them of wrongdoing. Time is short,” he stated.

After posting these warnings from an alleged insider, I will toss something that Russ Limbaugh stated about an American coup in progress, but read on...

Based on what I’ve seen, most of which I should not have seen, the DHS is coordinating efforts with other federal agencies to begin to threaten American citizens with incarceration for non-compliance. You know the old talk of color coded lists? Well, this is what they will be using. People exposing the truth about Benghazi, killing the U.S. Dollar, even those questioning Obama's legal status and eligibility to be President are the current targets. And they’ve had five long years to get to this point. The ugly truth is that these policies and practices did not start under Obama, but long before. This is about the killing of our Constitutional Republic. The murder of our country and the stripping of our rights. While many have been preoccupied with one issue, few have seen the bigger issue. This is the ‘end game,’ for all the marbles,” he stated.

Scary enough if true, right? Let's see what Rush has to say.

Obama puts people in positions that mirror him. Eric Holder, you name it, they're doing Obama's bidding. Everybody. Susan Rice and Samantha Power, they are Obama, and there's a context for what's happening. Herbert Meyer, if I may quote him again, asserted that essentially what's taking place in the United States right now is a coup, not a violent coup, and not a million artistic coup, but nevertheless a takeover of a government, and it's being done by the Obama administration.

He referred to it as a coup. I don't know if he used the word "peaceful," but clearly there's a coup d'etat going. You know it and I know it. This is what animates us. This is why the Tea Party exists. This country was founded on certain concepts, principles, beliefs -- and they're under assault. Chief among them under assault is the right to privacy, and that's what all this is about. So in the midst of this coup d'etat... I happen to like that formulation.

There are people attempting to take over this country and to make it something that it wasn't founded as; turn it into something that it wasn't intended to be. That is happening. You know it and I know it. It's peaceful, nonviolent. The military isn't involved. But nevertheless it's a coup. So in the context of that and the realization that's happening, in the midst of learning that the National Security Agency is literally "Hoovering," vacuuming every telephone record they can, what do we hear?

So who is Herb Meyer? He is a former Reagan Administration senior Intelligence official among other things. For more info on Meyers, go here, here and read many of his articles here.

Samantha Goebbels At The UN

Obama's latest appointment for UN Ambassador is captured on a 2002 video explaining how the US military should invade Israel in order to protect Palestine. She also wants the US to divert billions in Israeli military aid and give it to the corrupt, Jew hating, Hezbollah-ridden leaders of Palestine so they can duplicate the fiscal expertise displayed by Arafat who died with $100 million in French banks.

The US gives about a half billion dollars a year to Palestine which is promptly pissed away in weapon purchases and private bank accounts. This thievery has been going on for decades but there is pitiful accountable for how billions upon billions in aid from the US and other countries has been spent by the Palestine authorities and how these funds are misappropriated in that Palestine continually violates the premises upon which these funds are distributed:

Public Law 109-13, for example, requires, among other things, that the President certify that Palestinian security services have purged their ranks of terrorists, that the Palestinian Authority stop incitement against Israel, and that it cooperate with the US. in investigations of Yassir Arafat's finances. These waivers have been provided annually despite the fact that Palestinian incitement continues, Palestinian security forces are still laden with terrorists, and Yassir Arafat's money is still missing.

More at Atlas Shrugs.

Weiner Comes Unglued

Disgraced former Congressweinie Weiner got bent out of shape when asked a question about his pornographic past and how voters may have good cause to not trust his judgment as he runs for his party's nomination for Mayor of New York City.

From Politicker:

He’s back. An explosive Anthony Weiner received his first serious criticism from voters over the sexting scandal that forced him to resign from Congress Wednesday night–sparking a shouting match that marked the most heated moment of his campaign to date.

It's just starting to get real for Weiner. He tries to pass it off as a mistake, like he put on the wrong color socks or something. Brooklyn Democratic district leader strokes the fire...

“I have a three word question, ‘How dare you?’” he began, seething as he spoke. “I’m a parent, I’ve got two sons. I represent the Democratic Party. I am outraged and disgusted by you, both by what you did and by the fact that you have the arrogance to run for mayor now. And the only reason why you’re running for mayor is because you have this money that you’re going to lose.”

Mr. Owens then pivoted into the scandal.

“I want to understand how you explain to us how you used public facility to tweet offensive material to individuals who may have included minors,” Mr. Owens said. “Now you come back–not even four, eight years later–you come back after two years and you expect us to embrace you because you have good ideas?”

And Weiner certainly had some not so good ideas. I wonder how many of Weiner's "good" ideas involved his underwear? Perhaps it was not such a good idea to takes pictures of his trouser puppy and how he taught it to to sit up and beg.

Mr. Weiner interrupted, shouting over Mr. Strauss. “I’m gonna tell you something! Here’s what I recommend you do, if that’s your question, that’s your concern, here’s what I recommend you do: I recommend you say to them, ‘You know what? We have a lot of voices in the Democratic Party,’” he said, arguing that all ideas should be considered, no matter where they come from. “Ideas matter!”

No Weiner, character matters and honesty matters. Virtue matters. Keeping it in your pants matters. Just ask your wife what mattered to her when you nearly blew up your marriage.

Willie Wonka And The Welfare Factory

From the PJ Tatler

Joseph Curl, Drudge Report editor and columnist at the Washington Times, tweeted today that low-level IRS employees are fed up with being blamed for the agency’s abuse of Tea Party, conservative, pro-life, pro-traditional marriage and Jewish groups. And they’re thinking of getting even.

Joseph Curl @josephcurl

Hearing from some top Hill sources that IRS scandal about to explode. Low-level agency workers miffed at being blamed. About to return fire.

Not For Years

In The News

Anything Bigger Than A Mouthful

Are double Ds about to go the way of the dodo? That's what Jockey International is hoping, now that the company has introduced JOCKEY Bra, based on a brand new sizing system focused on breast volume rather than the rigid cup and band measurement system currently used in the industry.

Instead of the typical A, B, C, D, etc, cup, Jockey's Volumetric Fit System measures the volume and shape of a woman's breast plus an under-bust measurement, with the volumetric sizes running from 1 through to 10. The new system has 55 size combinations, and promises to address the long-bemoaned problem of ill-fitting bras.

I can see it now; brawny construction workers yelling down from the high iron, "Hey you, ya you! The 3.6 liter babe! Hubba hubba!"

Nothing Is Safe Anymore

Hollywood actor Michael Douglas has claimed that his throat cancer was caused by performing oral sex on women.

The star, who fought a six month battle with the disease from August 2010 until January 2011, had initially believed that it was his years of smoking and drinking that had lead to the illness.

However, in a new interview the 68-year-old said that the particular strain he had suffered with was caused by human papilloma virus (HPV), a sexually transmitted disease.

Caffeine, nicotine, benzene, aspartaine and now...

She Was Arraigned in Maine for Pulling the Train

A 29-year-old Zumba instructor was sentenced to 10 months in jail Friday for engaging in prostitution out of her fitness studio in the picturesque town of Kennebunk, Maine.

In addition to the time in jail, Alexis Wright must pay more than $57,000 in restitution and $1,000 in fines, according to a sentencing memorandum.

Prosecutors dropped more than 80 other counts and downplayed the more serious tax related charges from felonies to misdemeanors, according to the sentencing documents.

Bill Clinton just hired her as his physical fitness instructor.

And The Winner Is ...

The winner of the 1st Sig94 Caption Contest is jay son for this comment:

"Who the f**k dresses her, my dad?"