Here's the news today...
MILITARY COUP IN HONDURAS OVERTHROWS LEFTIST REGIME
CHINA DEMANDS A NEW WORLD CURRENCY
U.S. FORCES SET TO WITHDRAW FROM IRAQI CITIES
KOREA THREATENS U.S. WITH MISSLE FIRING ON 4th OF JULY
DEMOCRATS FORCE THROUGH MASSIVE SECRET TAX BILL
But what was the television news lead this morning? It was...
TELEVISION HUCKSTER BILLY MAYS IS DEADThe media in this country have decided that the future of the United States of America will be directed by individuals and forces other than an informed electorate. Kiss America good-bye.
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...preceded by Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon. But wait? Is that Cap and Trade that just got one step closer to ruining our lives?
NEWS: The opiate of the masses in the US is now -- the NEWS!
Thank God for state-run media.
And now Billy has left us for that great medicine-show in-the-sky, we have to look to the famous/infamous shamwow guy, Vince Shlomi to show us what crap to buy and why.
Thanks, Red. Death by a million pin pricks. And Washington/New York have more than their share of pin pricks.
LL, do you remember how we used to laugh at Pravda?
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
They want us all watching TMZ and Spears and Hilton and Brangelina. Don't notice what the left hand is doing.
Easy, Opie. Perez Hilton is being groomed (shudder) as the new image of American manhood.
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