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December 19, 2009

Global Cheese-ing

Fatal Fumes from Fromage Factories...

Say it isn't so! "...the production of a 1.5 ounce serving of cheese might be expected to produce around 16 ounces of carbon dioxide equivalent". And that's before you even eat it!

The responsible cheese-eater gets THIS advice from "Slate".

11 comments:

Bungalow Bill said...

The Obama administration soon to label cheese as dangerous polluter.

TRESTIN MEACHAM said...

It's not just meat and dairy, vegetation produces a lot of methane. They will want us to drastically reduce our overall food supply.

Rhod said...

Trestin, Roger Simon has aptly noted that we're returning to the moods and thinking of the Dark Ages. The global warming priesthood sees evil in man's activity and is determined to stamp it out. Reducing the overall food supply will seem quaint and harmless compared to what these monsters will try to do.
Buy ammo.

Chris said...

We need to start controling the govt instead of them trying to control us more and more.

r l n ! said...

All this global warming, cheeze-y pollution, Obama'nation abomination... When GOD says, "time's up!" -- THAT means time's up, (for everyone and everything, including good ol' mother earth) no matter how healthy you are despite your clogged up cheeze-fed arteries or twitching muscle-bound pecs or head-swiveling Victoria Secret svelte; no matter if all the icebergs melt and innundate the islands of the South Pacific (including my island home of Taveuni, Fiji) and the nappy headed indigenous high-tail it over to higher grounds like New Zealand -- all this scare about our environment being ruined for the next generation and that we must unite to stop this ecological havoc -- it does NOT matter!

Because if you believe in GOD, then you know by His Revelation that this world will be destroyed to smithereens anyway! That He will create a new earth, a new Paradise, untouched, undefiled, unadulterated by man.

All that matters is that a person decides for him/herself where he or she wants to end up:

hell or heaven.

So my humble suggestion is breathe in all the cheez-y pollution you dare to, eat all the pizza your stomach and waistline can handle, keep a clear conscience, be a good steward of what GOD has given you, and leave all else to GOD. HE is indeed in control...even over cheez-y pollution!

AMOR said...

Te deseo 12 meses felices,52 semanas de coña,365 dias de exito,8760 horas de salud,525600 minutos de suerte y 3153600 segundos de sexo.feliz 2010!!

Rhod said...

Yo Gusto. Feliz 2010, Amor!

Velcro said...

I could see this post leading to a wonderful collaboration with Jamie at FeedYourADHD.com...

Anonymous said...

Beautiful. Now we can unite with the Demos in a bipartisan anti-fart crusade. Right after we fix the BCS. We'll get to it all before 2010. Now with the Demos in control, the Congress is always in session.

Starsplash said...

OOOH! Dinosaur gas. If enviro-ment-alists would just stop going to the bathroom we could all breath a little easier.

WomanHonorThyself said...

let it snow..let it snow..let it snow!! :)