Certainly, by now, Goomba readers have heard about the folks at Journolist who want Drudge to set himself on fire, laugh like maniacs over the dying body of Rush Limbaugh, and more. We should all be very afraid...afraid that if they get too close, they'll lactate on youBut "Rosebud", here, leaks so much testosterone he wants to "throw [you] through a plate glass window".
That's why I'm asking for readers' opinions about Rosebud Ackerman's possibilities for GNN's small-budget sea-theme melodrama/musical. No Esther Williams, Marion Davies, or hermit-crab-with-a-big- right-claw (from over-use) ideas will be entertained.
We have to get a G Rating for this thing to break wind...I mean water!
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Rhod, do I have to be the sole voice of sanity on this team? May I share with others some of your worst proposed ideas for this project?
1. Cast a Guy Kibbe lookalike to play the Vice-President.
2. Tagalog subtitles.
3. Relocating the entire shoot to Sandusky, Ohio.
4. A remake of It's a Wonderful Life with the lead characters being a gay synchronized swim team partnership of Arthur "Pinchy" Sulzberger and Spencer "Sniffy Finger" Ackerman.
Rhoderick, leave the flicks biz to the young movers and shakers.
Isn't this the guy who cried about the rainbow(s)?
Young movers and shakers? You wear Jodphurs and a beret,drive to Goomba Studios in a Deusenberg, and still haven't washed your right hand because Joan Blondell stepped on it in 1956. I'm mum on how that happened as long as I still get a monthly envelope.
Your best cinema reviews have come from Crow and Tom Servo. "Plan 10 From Outer Space" was a no go.
Movers and shakers, hah!
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Rhod and Nick, quit hogging the Network flask and give me a swig, please.
Christopher, that was good. Very funny.
Okay, Rhod, I do have a suggestion for the manly man in the pic: How about he serves as an olive, like an horves dorves for the Shark-o--pus. Just stick him whilst he is sunbathing with his boyfriend on the beach and pop him in the shark-o-pus's (or is it pie's) mouth.
DC, Spencer called Tea Partiers "F**king NASCAR retards". Chum is too good for him. He's what a mother housefly sees when she looks at one of her children, and also why she doesn't stick around to raise them.
I see he's got the obligatory 2 day stubble so as to not have his gender incorrectly identified.
Rhod, that was terribly insensitive of the gentleman, no? In all seriousness, there is a benefit to all manner of leftist/post-modern horrors being so transparent these days. When the lines are clearly drawn (i.e., Obama's pretense as a mainstream candidate is blown), then elections will be more reflective of where people are. Let's hope.
You boys take care and hold down the fort. I am busy these days. Working hard to pay the increased taxes coming next year.
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