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September 28, 2010

We've All Had Enough

MICHELLE: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

"I've had ENOUGH!" After two years in the White House fishbowl, fed up first lady Michelle Obama sobbed those emotional words to her husband during a tense confrontation.

In a blockbuster ENQUIRER exclusive, well-placed Washington, D.C., insiders have revealed behind-the-scenes details of President Barack Obama's heated face-to- face with his 46-year-old wife - a spat that erupted over headline-making comments attributed to her in a revealing new book.

According to the book, Michelle told France's first lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy, 41, that she absolutely detests her role as America's first lady, blasting it as "hell," and admitting: "I can't stand it!"

During the Obama's quarrel, "Michelle collapsed in tears and even threatened to divorce Barack if he seeks a second term as president," a source in the nation's capital told The ENQUIRER.

"At one point, Michelle was heard yelling, 'I hate you for dragging me through all this…I've had enough!'"

Another D.C. insider confirmed details of the fight, telling The ENQUIRER that the screaming match occurred after the first family returned to Washington following their vacation in Martha's Vineyard with daughters Malia and Sasha.

The next day Barack was NOT wearing his wedding ring and despite official denials, there's "trouble ahead", insiders told The Enquirer.

Apparently the quarter-plus million dollar Wookie Spanish Get-Away wasn't enough.

Maybe it's just the negative exposure, but is there anything about this woman's attitude that tells us - "It's all about me." Quite frankly, we've all had enough. We have never witnessed such self-centered, childish whining since, since ... Hillary. Perhaps Michelle will now invent a Vast PMS Conspiracy to cover her relentless carping and bitching.

Inside sources tell us that the President is fed up with his wife's pertinacious attitude; in his own words, he has "... had it up to here!"

Other reliable, confidential sources tell us that he is only remaining with her solely for the sake of their two children and some really top notch medicinal quality cocaine that he is finally scoring.



A GNN EXCLUSIVE!
ONLY HERE!
NO WHERE ELSE!

Rumors were first circulating in the White House and now throughout the entire Capital that President Obama has another love interest! And it is a woman from Chicago!

At great personal danger to myself (Rhod feel asleep at the wheel again) and at no small personal cost (Nickie spent our entire travel allowance on Odor Eaters™ and several dozen cases of Chips Ahoy!) I managed to drive to Washington, DC, bribe a hotel food service employee and take this close proximity surveillance shot of President Obama dancing with the New Love Of His Life in the Ritz-Carlton Hotel ballroom.



We always knew it, didn't we?

26 comments:

DC said...

That's rich. I think she is more masculine than he is, though ... and when she turns away, he is speechless.

LL said...

The cocaine will only serve to make him more suspicious of Fox News and the Tea Party...

As to the First Klingon, it's entirely possible that she'd been following this blog where we have pointed out what everyone knows: She's ugly and has a massive buttox.

sig94 said...

DC - they were made for each other.

They Say/We Say said...

Mirror-Mirror on the wall who is the fairest ONE of all?

sig94 said...

LL - When this First Couple leaves the WH they might as well burn it down and build anew to get rid of the stench.

sig94 said...

TS/WS - Who was that mirror I saw you with last night? That was no mirror, that was my wife!

LL said...

Sig, you're right. You need to pull out all of the gawdy BS and restore it to a dignified Statehouse and residence.

Jessie Jackson slept in the Lincoln bedroom. Somebody will need to tent it and fumigate.

DeanO said...

Fun comments - I enjoyed them all!!

The War Planner said...

Well, Nicky, I have NOT had enough! I want more..and more..and still yet more.

..and, fortunately, my bottle is only half empty!

~TWP

Nickie Goomba said...

One highly placed sources close to Obama reveals that Obama often quotes Mel Gibson...

"You are a pain in the ass. Stop being that!"

Diogenes Sarcastica said...

Great Reporting Nickie!

She can always run for Mayor of Chicago and get out of our hair.

BTW, if you wonder what Joe Biden has been up to, check this out.

http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2010/09/secrets-out-joe-bidens-new-book.html

Opus #6 said...

With arms like that it makes one wonder who is the alpha male in their family.

Michael said...

I am starting to like her more and more, now that she's proud to be an American...and...that she is the only one that can "shut up" the president. Keep up the good work Michelle!!

Nickie Goomba said...

Thanks, Sig94, for this instant classic!

LL said...

I'm wondering if Michelle might not run for the US Senate in New York State once zero is out of the White House. It's been done before. I'm sure she can get the Saudis or perhaps Iran to bankroll her campaign. Tit for tat.

Think about it, she's every bit as hideous as Helen Thomas, hates Jews as much as Helen Thomas does, is completely anti-American, etc. She can play the race card by saying that she's blacker than barack hussein and they voted him because he was 50% negro. She can assert that on that basis, she should get twice as many votes as her husband did in the 08 election from New Yorkers.

I think I see a bad moon rising (Michelle's rear) in New York politics.

sig94 said...

Diogenes - Chicago? Rahm will see to it that they never find her. She'll have to run for MAyoa in Detroit which is as close to being mayor of a large, corrupt, bankrupt African city as you can get. She'll fit right in.

sig94 said...

War Planner - the only thing full about her is her Well of Bitterness. That is a never-ending source of self-righteous hostility for her. If she could she would bottle this crap and sell it.

sig94 said...

Deano - face it, you come for the comments but stay for those Chips Ahoy!

sig94 said...

Opus - with arms like that, who needs legs?

sig94 said...

Nickie - Can I have a pair of these Odor Eaters™? And this time not a used pair! The last ones you sent me killed my neighbor's cat and wiped out all my gladiolus!

Nickie Goomba said...

Siggie... There's a near-new pair in the mail.

The_Kid said...

As 50% of what Bob Dole repeated over and over during the clinton debates.. "2 MORE YEARS! 2 MORE YEARS !!!"

sig94 said...

Kid - Bob Dole. Now there was a candidate...

The_Kid said...

Sig, if he'd have only done as well in the debates as he did in the Viagra commercials...

Mickie Maloney said...

I can understand why she's so tired of it! After all, she only has a staff of 24 to take care of her every need 24/7. . .hey I guess that's one staff member per hour -- that's probably all they can stand!

Then she has to put up with all those pesky vacations! Let's face it, we all know what a hassle it is to take a family on vacation, especially with all those secret service folks watching every bite you take, oh, I meant to say every step you take.

And all those special engagements she has too. Oh, wait, I remember hearing she canceled a bunch of them and told her staff not to schedule her for too much stuff.

Well, she DOES have the girls to take care of. No, her Mom does that doesn't she?

I guess being the FL interrupts her doing, exactly what???

Anonymous said...

Great post