May 13, 2011

'Til Death Do Us Part, Sort of. (Give Me A Call)

Those wacky, carefree imams are at it again! After a full night of hummus pizza, goat toastees and figgy beer, Sheikh Abdelbari Zemzami came out with a beaut of a fatwa. For whatever hellish reason a man would want to do this, it is permitted to have sex with your wife after she is dead. From Atlas Shrugged via Calling England.

Meet Sheikh Abdelbari Zamzami, who just made necrophilia halal. Blazing Cat Fur

Don't you wish you lived under sharia law?

More here: Zemzami justifies his ruling by means of analogy: Since a good Muslim couple will meet again in Heaven, and since death does not alter the marital contract (in his opinion) it is not a hindrance to the husband’s desire to have sexual intercourse with the corpse of his (freshly) deceased wife"

I can only imagine the creature who brought this topic to the imam. Preferably in handcuffs after his father-in-law caught him shtupping his daughter in her coffin. But then again, when your religion insists that you are living in the Dark Ages, a whole lot of options are suddenly available.

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