February 24, 2012

Obama Deficit Disorder

This is how President Obama put some teeth into last month's State of the Union address.

From the Daily Mail:
A father has been arrested after smashing his son in the face with a mug for not paying attention to the President's State of the Union speech last month, authorities said.

Mohamed Shohan, 49, was charged with third-degree assault yesterday along with disorderly conduct and risk of injury to a child.

Obviously the man was only treating his son for Obama Deficit Disorder (ODD). From now on, when Our Dear Beloved Leader speaks, you WILL listen. Also, notice the Irish last name, obviously shortened from O'Shannahan.

While House Democrats appeared to be very pleased with the President's smash-mouth brand of politics, Republicans were shocked.


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

In my house, one is smashed in the mouth for wanting to watch BO's Address.

sig94 said...

Odie - here we just use electric shock therapy (mash their face into an electric outlet) to cure them of this mental illness.