This is how President Obama put some teeth into last month's State of the Union address.
From the Daily Mail:
A father has been arrested after smashing his son in the face with a mug for not paying attention to the President's State of the Union speech last month, authorities said.Obviously the man was only treating his son for Obama Deficit Disorder (ODD). From now on, when Our Dear Beloved Leader speaks, you WILL listen. Also, notice the Irish last name, obviously shortened from O'Shannahan.
Mohamed Shohan, 49, was charged with third-degree assault yesterday along with disorderly conduct and risk of injury to a child.